Facebook is getting a little too effective at advertising to me about things I’ve never even mentioned or even conceived of liking. Witness:
Cordarounds – horizontal corduroy pants, lined with hot, dorky paisley. If Elise, Lindsay, and Gina were released into a department store containing these pants I believe that they would each independently buy me a pair.
So, um, girls, go to that store and do your thing, because these are $90 a pair.
Rolling Razor – a double-headed, contoured razor. I hate shaving, mostly because I feel like disposable razors are the most impractical means of accomplishing the task. This is much to Elise’s dismay, as she isn’t a fan of stubbly kisses.
When I saw this ad I immediately marched into Elise’s office to show her, like, “See, if I had this I would shave just to kiss you.” (Also, the “evolution” part of the site is awesome.)
Modern Tonic – a slightly gay take on pop culture. They don’t actually say that on their ultra-slick’n’simple site, but I swear that’s what the Fbook ad says. And, hi, could there be a website more geared towards me?
Get out of my head, Facebook.
(But, actually, don’t.)