The electric company tried to fuck us over earlier by turning off our electricity while checking our meter (yeah, makes lots of sense, doesn’t it), but i had it turned back on about twenty minutes later after summoning up all of the bitch that i hold within and focusing at the poor ’emergency’ receptionist at the power company. He was so apologetic at the end of the call that i actually felt a bit bad. Still, the power went back on in under a half hour, so i’m effective.