(link via May): Ever play Mash when you were a kid? Well, i sometimes did, but that’s ’cause i was friends with so many girls. Anyway, i just found out i’ll be honeymooning in Vegas before going back to my job as a publicist. Actually… i didn’t do to well on the Mash at all. And no, i won’t reveal the name of my lovely wife. Let’s just say it was plausible…