Comic Books, Drag Race, & Life in New Zealand
by krisis
Today at the shop we did our #3 all time sales total, which means i have worked the closing shift on each of the three highest grossing days ever. I think i deserve an award. Instead, they appear to have infected me with an alien disease from which i’ll never recover. gee, thanx guys…
by krisis
I think i’m sick. Or dying. I don’t know… i’m very hot even though i’m not running the slightest temperature, and i can’t seem to get comfortable. I think someone drugged me while i was at work or something…
by krisis
Says SparkMatch: “You are a Dependent Good Sex Provider. Tender and eager to please crotches. Like the zit-faced high school kid that plays with himself on the bus, you’re not really a Bad person, you just need a girlfriend. If you have one, great–because you tend to be successful in relationships–if you’re single, then try getting your hand out of your pants. “
by krisis
There should be an eCrush-like service just devoted to physical relationships, called eBooty. You can just write down anyone you’d fancy a shag with (and what sort of shag) and get set up in no time at all! Oh, wait… theSpark.com sorta has that service already…
by krisis
I find eCrush cute but potentially entangling. It has a system (also in use at theSpark) where you enter your crush’s email, and they receive a note telling them someone has a crush on them. They can ignore it, or go to the site and enter their own crushes, thus dragging in more and more helpless users.
Of course, their system could always be abused to hunt down one’s secret crush so you can tease them mercilessly. Let’s say i recieve a crush note from the site, and it was sent because Girl#1 has a crush on me. I’m not entirely sure who has a crush on me, so i enter in the email address of everyone i know, hoping that i find out it’s someone hot. Instead, i find out Girl#1, who is rather fugly. I wait a day to let all the crush-notices generated by my entries go out (in case i find someone else who likes me), and then I send all my other friend’s an apology, saying i was hunting down my secret crush and had to enter them all in. Ta-Da! And easy and effective way to find out just who digs you without any commitment!