Is there a reason that three different phone companies just called attempting to get me to switch my service within a single hour? Does it have something to do with today being Tax Day and everyone wanting to save a few bucks? I have no idea. Meanwhile, me performing Extreme’s “More Than Words” with any amount of vocal accuracy is about as likely as my getting signed on the strength of my stripped down cover of “Walk Like An Egyptian” — which is to say that i can’t hit the melody or even find the harmony on the former (and have yet to figure out the chords to the latter).

My god, life moves so slowly sometimes.