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September 18, 2001 by krisis

11. The bass growl and discordant piano at the beginning of “Raining Blood” betray it’s twilight zone peek at blue sky before it ever approaches the view itself. The piano sounds akin to the string roots of the dense “Bonnie & Clyde” backgrounds, and Tori is open-mouthed singing without ever really ending one word or beginning the next. The song comes off almost as a death march.

It is here that the concept of the album almost completely falls through… Tori’s perspective here is lost and you are stuck just hearing this as a song, and even that is a challenge. The piano slowly resolves into a more harmonic key, but the bass still menaces from the background as the song slowly becomes a parody of some sort of showtune musical lament… Tori mourning for her lost blue sky.Actually the gestapo picked her up.

So, here we are again in Tori’s twilight world, and while she revels in it we are left wondering if there is even a point. This glance into her universe is so insular… so self-involved, that it is hard to do anything but be critical of it. At the same time, on other discs Tori rarely ever just gets her head down and plays, and this slow and deliberate take is entrancing as you let the reverby wailing carry you through.

It is these uncertain moments that unmake Strange Little Girls from a potential coherent success to a scattered narrative that shines through in bits and pieces. For every cohesive pairing of a song with voice and instrumentation – like the title track – there are these strange wandering moments that can be found in strange measures all over the album … Tori fighting to impose her narrative where there was none to begin with.

Sometimes it just isn’t there at all.

https://crushingkrisis.com/2001/09/5774163/

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September 18, 2001 by krisis

All of these things are true.12. “Real Men” is strangely propulsive, with each piano upswing leading to a tiny crescendo and another downturn, the inverse of the preceding song. Coming from a man this lament for real men would seem self-assured and chiding, but Tori reducing this collection of girls back down to their boyish opponents makes her point better than anything else in the arsenal. She invokes her warring sexes again here, pointing out that this is truly a cold war… with no real casualties but with deep rooted scars that even her friend Time might not heal. Her narration of trading uniforms and places seamlessly ties together her concept of borrowing these pieces from their fathers… girls can play along, and sometimes they can find out what a real man could be to them along the way.

Of course, they are just girls still, young and awkward in all the wrong places, but here they have all opened up these strange spaces in their father’s works where they had left something out, or where they had assumed too much about the girls that they were speaking on the behalf of.

https://crushingkrisis.com/2001/09/5774142/

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September 18, 2001 by krisis

If you let go of Tori’s concept and free-fall through Strange Little Girls it is bound to disappoint; aside from the mellow tone and the lack of organic piano this album is different than Tori’s normal work because she is so far removed from her subjects instead of being a part of them. “Strange Little Girl” is the appropriate entry-way because it is the most like her own work… told in third person but obviously implicating herself over the course of the song. The farther away from that mold you venture on this disc the more tenuous the connection to Tori becomes, until some of the songs are just out and out covers.

Ultimately i can’t help but think of this disc as a failure, because it doesn’t work as a record and doesn’t really do what Tori claims she had intended. However, there are places that Tori has taken these adopted girls of hers that they had never been before… places that expose the fallacy and security of the men who originally narrated them. None of these versions wholly precludes their original, but all of them follow the rule of covers: don’t touch a song unless you want to add your own voice. In this respect Tori was unfaltering, and i suppose the only thing i could blame her for is that the voice she added was not entire the one i had been expecting.

https://crushingkrisis.com/2001/09/5774101/

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September 18, 2001 by krisis

Hi, Tori.

I realize that you want to make music and that you want to be at home with your family and that you want to use up your contract, but in the future please refrain from recording such an obviously momentumless album with such obviously momentumless songs on it after you just released a rather underdeveloped disc with an equally underdeveloped (and, frankly, boring) live album. I swear, it’s getting so that i can smell this stuff from months in advance… You have albums worth of unreleased material, an archive of an entire plugged tour of songs, and probably the best ear for piano arrangements in all of music business. So, why this?


The anonymous “Strange Little Girl” shines while the timeless “Heart of Gold” seeths with garage-rock stomp, but “Happiness is a Warm Gun” is indelibly stamped with impenetrable Toriness and “’97 Bonnie & Clyde” is the sort of clumsy lark that you’re supposed to finish and then promptly shove onto a beeside or soundtrack. In the middle are the mostly solo “Enjoy the Silence,” “Time,” and “Real Men,” all of which are as arresting as their riginals while still somehow missing something integral. Album opener “New Age” is somber but entrancing, and the surprising “I’m Not In Love” is familiar and yet completely not. However, not even Tori’s eccentricity can save “Rattlesnakes,” “I Don’t Like Mondays,” and “Raining Blood,” which could have all been left in the bargain bin where they were found.

Of course i have a history of hating about half of my favourite albums for at least a week each; however, if a dedicated fan thinks a disc falls flat upon his or her first listen you should definitely take that into consideration (even if you take it with a requisite few grains of salt).

https://crushingkrisis.com/2001/09/5767893/

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July 11, 2001 by krisis

mocha chocolata ya ya…

Oh, erm, i’m sorry, was that me singing? I somehow (don’t ask) wound up purchasing the Moulin Rouge soundtrack today on my lunchbreak, arguably to hear Nicole Kidman’s singing since she’s one of my all-around favourite movie stars and since both her and Ewan McGregor reportedly got signed to record contracts after promos of the soundtrack started floating around. David Bowie is also all over this disc with a new song, Beck covering “Diamond Dogs,” and a verse of “Heroes” inexplicably getting plugged into “Elephant Love Medly.” The first is incredibly scrumptious with Bowie literally crooning over a lush orchestral arrangement that accompanies the majority of the songs on the disc. However, Beck’s “Diamond Dogs” is an atrocity that only his general aura of coolness can make up for.

But, anyhow, i keep coming back to “Lady Marmalade,” not because i’m a pop music whore, but because it’s girl power. Four of today’s youngest and most recognizable voices in pop music on one great song that deserved a remake just so that people would know the name of the song that they’re quoting when they say “voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?” It’s like Whitney Houston’s solid-gold remake of “I’m Every Woman” times four and with Christina Aguliera actually slutted up appropriately for the content of the song. And, hello, where the fuck did Pink get that voice? I’m honestly thinking about buying a Pink album (i mean, she is from Philly… of course, i haven’t laid down cash for the first Eve disc yet, and i love that). But, anyhow, aside from the overpowering midi-bass/guitar sampler backing up the song it’s really excellent (listen to the way those drums snap!) and i’m sure i’ll have Christina’s vocal part down to a science in a week or two. And, listening to Lil’ Kim sing here and there is really funny.


So, i’m sitting here wrapped in a towel listening to something from Billboard’s top40 and playing Snood and contemplating how i just got cast in two plays that involve me making out on stage. A lot. Didn’t i mention that earlier? Oh well, now you have to wait until rehearsal’s over. -xoxox

https://crushingkrisis.com/2001/07/4491745/

Filed Under: music, reviews, theatre

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