krisis: I was straightedge up until last Halloween, ya know

Spoon: i don’t claim to be straightedge, but i don’t drink

krisis: Oh, i was a hardcore straightedge. I was abstaining from alchohol, illegal substances, meat, and sex at the time. So,…

Spoon: yeah. i understand. the only one of those i do is meat. that’s just how i feel. but i understand people saying it, because it’s not like they couldn’t do it if they wanted to. I am just not sure if my intentions are so pure. I want to be sure before I claim something like that.

krisis: I was pretty sure, tho, i practically preached prohibition. I got the bum rush from alchohol, illegal substances, and sex all at once, what can i say :(

Spoon: haha. I am proud to say I will never get the bum rush from sex. :-)

krisis: Well… if you knew what my dating life was like in highschool, someone smiling at me would have constitued the bum rush from sex

Spoon: haha. mine is pretty sad too. i am, in my own words, “morbidly single”