1. Tiny blue Stegosaurus in mid stride, dwarfed by the curb standing at three times his height. He seemed somewhat perturbed and totally oblivious to the parking car that was about to render him extinct.
2. Neatly braided crown of thorns nestled around the body of a lightpole eight feet off the ground. The pole was at least twenty feet high and thicker at the top than the middle.
3. A well dressed businessman in a red compact car engaged in what looked like the drum solo of his carreer. His drumsticks were a shade darker than the car. He seemed to be steering with one knee and using the gas as a kickdrum pedal.