During my mucho hanging out with Mary prior to Bonnaroo she turned me on to the magic that is Listerine. My only standing association with the stuff is my grandfather keeping it in his bathroom, and it smelling so toxic that i was sure it was supposed to be aftershave and not mouthwash, as its commercials implied.

In any event, i’ve been using it since i returned from Tennessee, and i have to say that i love it. Anything that makes my mouth numb and my eyes tear is either great for oral hygeine or fantastic for mixed drinks.

Sadly, rarely both.