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Grading The Voice – Team Blake

May 8, 2011 by krisis

I’ll admit it: I haven’t the slightest idea who The Voice mentor Blake Shelton is. I’ve never before seen his name or heard his voice, despite him being around for a decade.

Considering that my voracious taste in music runs wider than a typical Top 40 listener, I think Blake had a major handicap when it comes to team-picking on The Voice. Most contestants who aren’t country singers probably didn’t know who he was. Note that he only won over one non-country singer who had multiple choices.

Blake’s strategy was to go all-in for someone that moved him from note one, or to come in as a late speculator on people other judges had already turned for. I don’t know if it was an effective strategy – combined with his low name recognition he lost on a couple of people that he would have worked well with.

The resulting octet of singers is the weakest starting lineup, but Blake still has a chance. Why? As a country artist, he comes from a different background than his colleagues. I think he was acting less like a fan or a speculator, and more like an old-school A&R guy. He wants voices he can mold and improve, not sure singers who need a little tweaking.

I might not have picked his team, but I won’t be surprised if he finds success with some unlikely suspects.

How does Team Blake rank?

Team Blake

    1. Patrick Johnson – “Live Like You’re Dying”
      I don’t know if I would have picked him blindly – certainly not as early as Adam and Cee Lo did! But, once they were in I would have gone for it too. Patrick did nothing wrong other than never really shift registers, and that’s the fault of a boring song. He’s got a fine, resonant baritone voice and he’s an incredibly handsome dude. If he makes it through to the voting rounds he’s gonna clean up on genre, good looks, and reliability. In his place, I would have picked Cee Lo’s genuine enthusiasm over Blake’s “mumble mumble country.”
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    2. Dia Frampton – “Bubbly”

      Dia Frampton fronted a major label band with her sister Meg. Here, Here and Here was their one album on the label.

      Dia proved that The Voice can be subtle instead of screaming. I honestly loved her restrained take on “Bubbly.” It was a strong choice thanks to its distinctive melodic jumps. I would have went in on it around when Cee Lo did – at the delicate, high “yeah” before the second chorus. I don’t forsee people voting for her, though. Blake must cultivate a monster competitor in this laid back storybook author for her to survive in the competition.(Remember how the show said some singers were “invited”? Guess what? Dia fronted a pretty solid pop/rock band signed to Warner Bros. with her sister. The Eisley-esque band, Meg & Dia, released Here, Here and Here on the label and were dropped last year. Maybe they should have thought up a better name? They self-released a new LP, Cocoon, just a month ago. So much for her being too shy.)
      .

  • Tyler Robinson – “Hey Soul Sister”
    I was totally into this at the start because I liked the tone and distinct notes of his opening “hey.” Tyler didn’t really maintain that control throughout the song, so I don’t think I would have picked him. Despite my mild disappointment, his is the kind of voice a good coach can work wonders with. I think Blake knew what he was doing with this one.
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  • Serabee – “Son of a Preacher Man”
    Just a few seconds to judge by, but in that window I liked the insane over-the-top-ness of her. This show is about a distinctive voice, and she’s got one for sure. Surely she can outsing anyone else in this group to skate through the battle round. Afterward, can she reign it in to use it effectively?

 

(Looks like Serabee is another label cast-off, this time from Universal. You can snag her self-titled debut EP on Amazon for under $4.)
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  • Jared Blake – “Not Ready to Make Nice”
    I want to root for this dude, and I love this song, but his voice is just not The Voice. He’s good, but his world-weary vocals are something that just about any guy who has put in a decade of pub playing can do. That said, he’s loud and powerful, and a guitar-slinger. Blake might have big plans for him. He could be a surprise.
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  • Xenia – “Break Even”
    There is no doubt her smokey voice has a beautiful, haunting quality. Yet it needs more seasoning – as exemplified by her unsure head voice. Most of her success was in the super-smart song choice. I think Cee Lo might have pushed her a little harder if she chose him, but she’d be lost in his crowd of sharks. On Blake’s team she has a shot.
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  • Sara Oromchi – “Imagine”
    Well, we heard about four seconds of it. She seems like she has a very plaintive, ringing voice. Less interesting than Xenia’s, but maybe more consistent? I doubt she’ll make it through the next round.
    .
  • Elenowen – “Falling Slowly”
    They were adorable, but clearly got through just on novelty. This song is a lot harder than any TV singing competition cares to admit, and Elenowen wasn’t quite up to snuff. Nicole’s wide vibrato was quavering and unreliable, and Josh’s breathy baritone wasn’t enough for the lower range of the song. Each falsetto harmony was more painful than the last. That said, if anyone can make them awesome it’s probably the tuneful ear of Blake. But I hope he doesn’t, because they’re a gimmick, and they’re not good singers.

 

(No surprise this duo has an official website as well as a debut EP available for download, since they talked about bouncing around in development deals. Josh sounds much stronger on the record than he did live. Ah, studio magic.)

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Team Blake – Battle Round Predictions

Blake’s best bet is Patrick, so he’ll want to him him safe against cannon fodder who won’t force a hard decision – probably Xenia or Sara, with Dia getting the other one so he has time to feel her out.

Blake didn’t seem as thrilled with Tyler as I was, but I think he’ll come around slightly when they work one-on-one. I expect Tyler to go up against one of the maybes like Elenowen or Serabee. Alternately, Tyler and Jared could have a middle-of-the-road sparring match while Sarabee and Elenowen try to out-weird each other.

Blake will pick: Patrick, Dia, Jared, Elenowen

Blake should pick: Patrick, Dia, Tyler, Sarabee

On team Peter: Dia
(…and I decided that based on “Bubbly” – a full 24 hours before I found out she fronts a rock band I am predisposed to love.)

Visit again on Monday for looks at Team Christina and Team Cee Lo!

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  1. CJ214 says

    May 10, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    I like your analysis. What did you think of Blake choosing Patrick over Tyler? I thought he was being narrow minded and biased.

  2. krisis says

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    That was definitely the closest match tonight. I think there’s a case to be made for why Patrick deserved the spot, but I still think Tyler was robbed.

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