Crushing Krisis

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shit shit shit shit shit. never read drunk emails from your ex-girlfriend less than half a day after regrettably breaking up with her…

should you wish to take back what you’ve done

I’ll forgive you without a moment’s hesitation

All the more sensitive and drunk parts were left out for all of our benefits, but … but … she offered me an out. I can swallow my pride (because i was stupid and it was entirely my fault) and go back to her and make it all work. But i shouldn’t. Or should i? Shit. Shit shit shit. Never read drunk emails from your ex-girlfriend at 4am, especially if you still love her, even if you’re totally sober.

https://crushingkrisis.com/2001/03/2715874/

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So, i arrive at the party and have a drink made for me, because i’m a social drinker and i drink socially. Near the bottom of the drink, she showed up (not that i begrudged her the party, because they’re her friends too, but i didn’t think she was coming). What ensued was a hilarious competition to see who could get more hammered and have more lamentable flirtations in order to make the other person feel even worse. Of course, i kept on nursing the same drinks for most of the night, and i had instructed the entire party to make her virgin drinks so she only got a shot or two into her the whole time. So, i was blissfully numb and she was trying to be totally wrecked even though she wasn’t. And she slapped me a few times. But i’m sure i deserved it. Every few seconds of interaction there was actually a glimmer of that friendly smile – and that’s all i really want, at this point.

https://crushingkrisis.com/2001/03/2715854/

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Well, this’ll give you something to stew over for the night, won’t it? I’m showering and then it’s off the the fairwell party, where nearly everyone i know at Drexel will be. So… it’s a safe place – lots of people who really care about me and my welfare. I promise to check back in when i wake up in the morning with details of all the incredibly stupid things i’m bound to do tonight. … well…i already did the stupidest one already, so it can only get better from here.

https://crushingkrisis.com/2001/03/2712467/

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What’s funny is that my girlfriend didn’t like me drinking without her around, and i was going to be drinking tonight at the party. It’s funny, because the only time i drank this whole term was with her, but stories of my various semi-nude escapades and strip-tease lap-dancing get around, and make a girl jealous. But, what’s funny is that there’s nothing to be jealous of, because she’s the only girl i ever drank with and wound up dating. And the drunk part was inconsequential. And, yet, she was jealous. She couldn’t see that she was the only thing i liked, and then i went and broke up with her. To prove it, i guess.

https://crushingkrisis.com/2001/03/2711618/