Crushing Krisis

Comic Books, Drag Race, & Life in New Zealand

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Krisis has been creating Crushing Krisis since 2000, writing songs since 1996, and reading comics since 1991. He is a Customer Success and Digital Brand Strategy executive, serial organizer, parent, and feminist, among other things. Based in Philly through 2017, he now resides in Wellington, NZ.

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When i spend a weekend at home, the place turns into a cyclone ravaged wasteland. Matt told me he wouldn’t be home until tomorrow… and so i wasted no time in leaving everything i could on the floor and in the hallway. When left to my own devices for a weekend i tend to enter my residence and start shedding stuff as i make my way to the couch or bed. After two or three such sheds, the apartment looks either like it was ransacked or like it played host to a rather rambunctious threesome (or foursome) who couldn’t wait to get into the bedroom to get naked. Of course, neither of those things ever happens in my apartment. Yep, it’s just me in here….

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/10/1202993/

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I totally had no idea that PJ Harvey had a new disc coming out on Tuesday, but she does! Which means this week is musically going to rock for me, with Monday night being the Ani DiFranco concert and plans to jam next weekend. Last night i met a girl who used to be in a punk band, and we might get together and rock soon (with me on bass! fun!). More news as i find it.

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/10/1202906/

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Everyone thought i was drunk last night, and, i was acting pretty tipsy. However, i hadn’t even drank more than a few sips. What people always fail to realize is that i am only as drunk as my surroundings. I’ve been at parties where i haven’t drank a single drop and have been falling out of chairs, and other parties where i’ve drank quite a few drops and carried out rather intelligent conversations. But, people don’t get it, because they can’t handle the fact that i drink responsibly and can have fun without liquor. Oh well.

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/10/1202820/

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So last night i wound up being cross-dressing Superboy rather than Supergirl, only because my stockings were see-through and my hair bleach didn’t work at all. So, i really did bear a strong resemblance to Superboy, only i was in a really short skirt and had breasts. It must have been hard to take me seriously in conversation, but it was pretty funny. Meanwhile, by the end of the party one or two of the guys were drunk enough that i was apparently starting to look pretty attractive to them… go figure. Meanwhile, there were 0 people to hit on, which’ll hopefully be different tonight. But, there was a girl dressed as She-ra, which was pretty neat. Also, someone painted themselves in liquid latex so that they could be Mystique… sexy.

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/10/1202745/

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All of a sudden i seem to be getting a lot of hits involving sexual fetishes with feet and army boots crushing parts of the male anatomy. I just think it’s ironic that a bunch of horny foot-fetishists should wind up here, hearing me whine about my total lack of a sex life. Though, last night a bunch of guys hit on me…

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/10/1202715/