Comic Books, Drag Race, & Life in New Zealand
by krisis
I’m eating this extremely bizaar cheddar cheese cup ‘o Ramen. I thought it was going to be ramen mac’n’cheese, but it’s just cheddar cheese soup. Very disturbing. I’m so hungry… also, i think Matt might have died or fallen asleep in the middle of a highway, because no one has heard from him in over 24 hours. While this is slightly upsetting, it does mean that i get to keep his electric guitar tuner, so i think i’m okay with it.
by krisis
Hitting on me is very flattering, to be sure, and i usually don’t even mind when people who aren’t my type hit on me. However, in the “not my type” category, way too many gay men have been flirting with me lately. I’m not sure if i’m putting off pheremones or something, but i’m starting to feel a bit uncomfortable. Today at work i was alone in the store and a totally unescapable head on flirting collision occurred. One of my customers just kept talking and talking at me (“Are you from Philly?” “Oh, i’m not from here, but i love this city, don’t you?”) even after i had gotten him coffee, given him change, and made the requisite idle chatter. Only very favourite customers get to hang around and chat any longer than that unless they’ve hit upon some delightful subject. And trust me, he hadn’t.
Now, i’m not sure if any of the 20-thru-30-something men stop to think about this, but i’m only 19, and by the most exaggerated account i might be 21 (based on how i “conduct myself). More likely, if i shaved a few key spots i could easily be making huge bucks being passed off as child pornography. I know that might be rather titilating, but between my relative youth and my being straight, the gay guys are working a few of my mid-to-last nerves.
And i’m flattered, of course.
by krisis
Sorry, i totally can’t make out the distinction between the “h” and the “k” when they’re next to each other. I assumed the way i was spelling it (now corrected) made for a more airy sound after the “a.” And that’s “he,” but i’m used to being sexually misnomered over the ‘net, so i won’t hold it against you. You’re mostly right, and i was being a huge bitch, but doesn’t Zakh just wind up as the biggest person of the three of us right now? I thought his response was as mature as they can get in the blog world. Oh well… he at least has me reading your blog now :p I did tell him that i always wind up reading the ones i hated (Survivor, E.Bisc., Zannah, ect)
by krisis
So, since i went and quit Shafted for the time being, i wouldn’t be opposed to being recruited into a group blog. I need somewhere where i can be a bit bitchier than i am here, and with some reaction to it. Any suggestions for where to run to?
by krisis
As it turns out, Zakh has an inordinate amount of things in common with me based on his little survey/bio thing. Although, god knows why he wasted so much time on a freakin’ ashtray…