by krisis
linkylove
(link via May): Ever play Mash when you were a kid? Well, i sometimes did, but that’s ’cause i was friends with so many girls. Anyway, i just found out i’ll be honeymooning in Vegas before going back to my job as a publicist. Actually… i didn’t do to well on the Mash at all. And no, i won’t reveal the name of my lovely wife. Let’s just say it was plausible…
Don’t trust a word Chemfet has to say. Except for that bit. That bit actually seems to make a lot of sense.
Just as a sidenote, in addition to having a record sales day at the coffee shop yesterday, this page also received a record number of hits by about 400%. At first i thought this was just because people finally came to their senses and fell in love with me, but then i checked my referrer logs and noticed i was receiving a lot of clicks from Disturbing Search Requests, where i occasionally post. Further investigation revealed that their hits had also jumped 400%, due to the fact that Yahoo had listed them as a cool site.. This either proves a very strong mathematical model for how internet users browse, or it means that they’re a bunch of fucking mindless sheep who’ll click anything that’s underlined and some things that aren’t. Or both.
So, blame Brad from Chemfet for keeping me up until 2:45, at which point i reloaded a single page of shafted for 20 minutes to try to see all of the random quotes that come up. I woke up surprisingly refreshed, and actually had a pretty decent day (notably marked with a 2 hour catnap in the green room of the theatre). Ahh… and since i’m not in the play i have no responsibility tonite! I might just go right back to sleep … mmmm, sleep.