Crushing Krisis

Comic Books, Drag Race, & Life in New Zealand

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tee-hee-hee, if i don’t turn my sound off i am met with Tori Amos covering Jimi Hendrix at about 8:40am. This is especially fun when i hear it drift in from the other room and realize i never turned my sound off the night before. Also amusing is when ICQ launches itself five times… although i’m sure i could just make Windows run the ICQ choo-choo noise that i use to wake up.

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/10/1026327/

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Via Scarius at Shafted:

A bunch of guys go hunting. After a time they get seperated, and one guy is lost off in the woods. Soon he sees a great big huge grizzly bear. He thinks to himself “Man! If I bagged that bear all by myself, I’d be a hero!” So he takes a shot at the bear, and misses completely. The bear turns around and says “Hey buddy! WTF are you doin’? These are my woods, don’t go around shooting at me! I’m gonna have to teach you a lesson!” so the bear runs over and rapes the guy. The dude’s in total shock form this, but manages to think to himself “My god! I can’t go back now! They’ll all think I’m a freak!” so he takes another shot at the bear. And misses. “BUDDY! WTF do you think you’re doing??? Do I have to teach you another lesson???” and the dude gets raped again. At this point, he can barely walk, he’s in pain, he knows he can’t go back with any pride if he doesn’t nab the bear. So he shoots again. And completely misses. The bear comes up to him, puts his arm around the dude’s shoulder, and says “Buddy… I’m starting to think you’re not in it for the hunting…”

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/10/1026320/

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I sometimes just have the urge to be a slut. Like, not to be a huge ‘player’ and be promiscuous with lots of unsuspecting women, but to just have people use me and then throw me away. You need someone to throw you away sometimes just so you can defend your own worth to yourself. I don’t know if i know how anymore…

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/10/1026256/