As much as it hate blogging to the lowest common denominator, i think you probably need to go and see this just to appreciate how pervasively ludicrous the internet is.
by krisis
Come on, hit me with your best shot!
[Ed. Note: That used to be an AOL Instant Messenger Link that would spawn a chat window with the message “So, you’re only interested in cute girls, huh? Can i punch you anyway?”]
Err… in case it wasn’t clear, i wasn’t directly implicated in the split lip … reading that entry over it almost makes it seem like i punched her and then contemplated using that pick up line, which i think portrays me as slightly more desperate then i usually come across. However, don’t totally discount the invitation to punch me in the lip. Especially if you’re cute.
Have you ever asked someone with a bruised lip if you could kiss it to make it better? It seemed like such a good idea at the time (while staring at the cutest swelled lip i’ve ever seen in my life, as swelled lips go), but in retrospect i’m not sure how well it would’ve went over. Someone ought to punch me in the lip and then ask me if i want a kiss to see how i react…
Rachel: Doesn’t that girl remind you of Laurel?
Krisis: I just don’t get the sense of innocence and raw sex appeal from her that i would expect from such a comparison.
Rachel: I’m starting to think we think of Laurel in two totally different ways…
Krisis: Have you ever seen her in the catwoman suit?
Rachel: Yes, and i think we think of Laurel in two totally different ways…