Crushing Krisis

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So, i’m still alive, despite attempts to the contrary made last night. It’s funny, because i’m an incredibly sober drunk unless i’m with silly people, and last night i was with Amy who is by far the funniest chick i know. So, yeah, that’s where all the tom-foolery came in. I think it’s ultimately pretty demeaning when bloggers come on while they’re drunk to ramble on like idiots, but i kept it short and sweet and i spelled very well so it’s more like an isolated testament to sophomoric fun than anything else. This morning we all woke up (stunningly) around 11 and made pancakes. Towards the end of breakfast i lit myself on fire again, proving ultimately that i don’t need to be drunk to be dumb. Yep.

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DrunkBlog Update: Hey, this is Peter again, this time totally sober (really). As it turns out, it wasn’t change that fell out of my pocket during the quick-strip, but instead my keys, which sat on the corner of 36th and Powelton for at least an hour before i realized they were there. Also, i found a dime. Yay. Meanwhile, you won’t even be able to begin to contemplate the extent of idiocy that occured in the last four hours until you see the pictures tomorrow. It’s all about the pictures. Just to give you an idea, the first picture features me trying to set my tongue on fire. Uh-huh. College is neat. WhoO!

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Hi. This is amy. SO this is what i was thinking. Peter he’s behind me on my roomate’s bed bitching about the taste of vodka. and i’m like duh! so whatever. and this liz is on my couch passed out. but i got to see peter’s pastey little south philly ital-yaaan ass prance down my block. so it’s all good. quote of the night. “i’ll show you sumo wrestling.” I don’t have fixations with mugs or anything cute like that. my impression of peter “my nipple smells like coffee. pop jargon blog wark” roomate’s talking now. what? i don’t know. what is she saying? i don’t know. huh?! not listening! more impressions of peter “trio was choppy this week. my nipple still smells like coffee. or is that espresso?”

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