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The HiX-Men Report: Powers of X (2019) #4

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There is something very sinister going on with the HiX-Men Report this week, as we return to Powers of X to delve into one of the most nuanced issues yet. This episode’s discussion of colonialism is one of my favorite sequences from all of our panels to date!

Bumper Music: “Origin of Love” – Hedwig and the Angry Inch

  • X^0
    • 3:02 – WHEN is the Island of Mr. Sinister? (in continuity & in lives)
    • 10:40 – WHO is the Island of Mr. Sinister? (mutant or not?)
    • 13:07 – WHEN is the Island of Mr. Sinister? (a rebuttal & NOT Life #11)
    • 17:05 – WHY is the island of Mr. Sinister? (good works, mnemonic triggers, & Moira)
    • 26:34 – The Canonical Cloning of Mr. Sinister (comics’ best troll)
    • 30:33 – Clones at/as Liberty (the Return of Martin Buber)
  • X^1
    • 32:15 – Sassy Ramsey Takes a Field Trip
    • 36:22 – The Many Levels of Xavier’s Sartorial Selections (Krakoan Colonialism, part 1)
    • 45:33 – Krakoa’s Origin (of love)
    • 50:00 – The Limbo Connection
    • 53:09 – The First Horsemen (& Marvel Comics #1000)
    • 54:42 – Zach’s Mythology Corner & The Twilight Sword
    • 1:04:15 – Charts! Krakoan Systems
    • 1:07:23 – Krakoan Colonialism (The Sequel)
  • X^3
  • Bonus Feature: 1:21:49 – Trashy Sinister Gossip
  • 1:46:20 – Final Reactions

The HiX-Men Report: House of X (2019) #4

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It’s the most action-packed issue of House of X yet, with a shocking finale. To say any more would be a spoiler, but I can reveal that Zach and I have our first big disagreement of the HiX-Men Report!

Bumper Music: “Here Comes the Sun” by The Beatles

  • 0:54 – Charts! Extinction! Wanda! Shade!
  • 7:58 – Ground Control to Major Jean
  • 17:59 – Major Jean to Ground Control – first casualties
  • 26:25 – Monet’s heroic moment
  • 32:18 – The “dunno” Saga (& pod people truthers)
  • 35:19 – Is this a dynamic Cyclops?
  • 39:39 – Mystique got “turned around”
  • 47:31 – The Ballad of Nightcrawler & Wolverine
  • 54:39 – “The Bad Gals”
  • 58:43 – Mothermold’s Monologue / Zach’s Philosophy Corner
  • 1:07:43 – Jean Grey vs. Marvel Girl (vs. Jonathan Hickman)
  • 1:17:15 – The great “NO MORE” debate
  • 1:31:46 – Final reactions

HiX-Men Report: Midterm Evaluation of House of X & Powers of X

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This week the HiX-Men Report has a very special midterm evaluation for Jonathan Hickman’s House of X and Powers of X.

We’ve been going through this run with a fine-toothed comb every week, but now that we’re at the halfway point are we really loving it? And, what are our most wild predictions for the second half.

(Zach has one word for you: PLANTINELS.)

  • Mid-Term Reports
  • Rebuttals / Discussion
    • 7:44 – Do the issues stand on their own?
    • 12:25 – Thematic Density AKA Do Zach & Peter actually hate it?
    • 13:56 – Deep references that still invite newer readers
  • Predictions

The HiX-Men Report: Powers of X (2019) #3

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The HiX-Men Report assembles with special guest (and super X-fan) Omar from Near Mint Condition to tackle this action-packed issue, which ends with an absolutely stunning reveal … that we anticipated last week! Still stunning, though.

Plus, it’s the debut of “Zach’s Biblical Corner,” which gives us the theological perspective on Hickman’s thematic work – complete with a theme song from yours truly!