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And Then I Tried To Eat It

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Note to self: You cannot transform pre-made cookie dough into cookies in the microwave.

This is especially important to consider if your cookie dough has Health Chips in it, because after 17 seconds the chips will briefly spark and go supernova in the microwave before turning into a molten black mass that will slowly shrivel back onto itself while emitting a smell akin two tons of overcooked popcorn garnished with singed human hair. Because, apparently, Health Chips include iron shavings as an ingredient.

Next time either take five minutes to preheat the toaster oven or just eat the dough raw with a spoon like you’ve been doing all week.

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  1. *fanning myself* – OMG, MICROWAVING COOKIES!!
    I shudder and am not surprised at the results. Great imagery. I am totally laughing, as this brings to mind an incident from my college days. Perhaps that story will be my post for the day.

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