Crushing Krisis

Comic Books, Drag Race, & Life in New Zealand

Archives for November 2006

Digression Alert

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Having just finished that intense 232-blog marathon chock full of aimless blogs and posts about nothing, I am thinking about offering a prize via Fussy.

To be eligible for my prize a randomly selected blogger would have to finish the event by posting every day in November with no more than a single filler post (which includes posts to the effect of “i don’t know what to post about / i’m so damn boring / i’m just posting in case i forget to post later / i don’t know what to post, so here’s what i ate for lunch”).

The irony being that i’ll probably have linked the randomly selected blogger in one of my Roundups, since they would have stuck out from the mass of aimless bloggers that surrounds them.

I Slept On Top of the Sheets…

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Having introduced the trinity of my love, my mother, and my best friend, my cast of characters now widens considerably (though it stays predominantly female).

There are former crushes, drinking buddies, and college roommates left to touch upon. However, there is one past character who – even if she doesn’t come up too often these days in blog or in life – had a major impact on your humble singer/songwriter.

She is known as the Queen of Darkness. QoD for short. [Read more…] about I Slept On Top of the Sheets…

And Then I Tried To Eat It

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Note to self: You cannot transform pre-made cookie dough into cookies in the microwave.

This is especially important to consider if your cookie dough has Health Chips in it, because after 17 seconds the chips will briefly spark and go supernova in the microwave before turning into a molten black mass that will slowly shrivel back onto itself while emitting a smell akin two tons of overcooked popcorn garnished with singed human hair. Because, apparently, Health Chips include iron shavings as an ingredient.

Next time either take five minutes to preheat the toaster oven or just eat the dough raw with a spoon like you’ve been doing all week.