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krisis

Krisis has been creating Crushing Krisis since 2000, writing songs since 1996, and reading comics since 1991. He is a Customer Success and Digital Brand Strategy executive, serial organizer, parent, and feminist, among other things. Based in Philly through 2017, he now resides in Wellington, NZ.

April 3, 2001 by krisis

lalala. I’m debating the merits and demerits of drunken flings with one of my friends via instant messaging services, which is [of course] what the internet was intended for from the start. He seems to view a inebriated hookup almost as a right of passage as long as it isn’t too embarrassing, whereas i find it rather reprehensible; if you want to kiss someone, you should have enough respect for them to kiss them sober. Drunk kisses tend to mean all the wrong things, and what they don’t mean is that you’re willing to put any real effort into getting someone interested in you. Also, assuming we’re referring to something akin to a one-night-stand, they mean you’re forever left wondering if it anything that ocurred meant something to the other person, or if it was really just the liquor talking. Articulate reader commentary on this will be posted at a later date, so please chime in with opinions, experiences, ect (this is honestly a test-run to see if i want blog-voices, so open up your damned mouths for once to email me and then it’ll be easier for all of us).

https://crushingkrisis.com/2001/04/3055227/

Filed Under: sex

April 3, 2001 by krisis

Aside from being half of a substitute for our dearly departed PowerBloggers, Splith also features internet original songwriting, done DIY! I knew there was some more of us out there somewhere…

https://crushingkrisis.com/2001/04/3054912/

Filed Under: linkylove

April 3, 2001 by krisis

So, being the smooth operator that i am, i just attempted to fling my balled up socks through our hallway and into my laundry basket in the bedroom. The actual chances of hitting the basket were rather slim, but i should’ve been able to at least get them past the threshold of the bedroom. But, did that happen? No. Instead, the socks veered to the right, ricocheted off of the wooden molding on my bathroom door, bonked my medicine cabinet mirror hard enough to rattle it, and then disappeared from sight. But, we all know where they wound up, right? I think we do. Because, i’m much more of a dumbass than i am a smooth operator.

The funny part? Bookmakers in vegas would probably lay 100 to 1 odds i could never get my socks into the toilet (a perpendicular angle from the bathroom door) on an intentional throw. You see, all of my fuckups are spectacularly fucked up. Life is wonderful.

https://crushingkrisis.com/2001/04/3054826/

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: SGapt

April 3, 2001 by krisis

SavvyMel: I’m very unproud to say that in my 15 and nearly a quarter years of my pathetic life here on earth…I’ve done jack shit…

krisis: Ha!

krisis: Well, i’ve got four years on you, and i’ve just been fucking around on my guitar.

SavvyMel: Yeah, but, you’re actually recording and doing stuff and going somewhere, I think that’s like… fucking around on the guitar squared.


Yes, folks, this is Fucking Around Squared. Like on that theme-park commercial (don’t even get me started on when they say “3-D Squared” … idiots).

https://crushingkrisis.com/2001/04/3054731/

Filed Under: guitar, linkylove

April 3, 2001 by krisis

I’ve been spending way too much time on other people’s couches lately. Something about sitting on a couch past 3am somewhere other than my own apartment creates this field of ultra-gravity that’s inescapable. I’ve couched it twice in four nights, and on the alternate night i wound up sitting on one for at least three hours quietly reading a magazine before i finally got up to leave. Last night my couching was justified, though, seeing as it was nearly 3am and i was standing in the middle of West Philly with a guitar strapped to my back. I swear… the muggers were circling me like vultures at one point. I’m usually pretty brazen about walking the streets at night, but sometimes you’ve just got to turn tail and flee to the nearest couch. Mmm… couch.

https://crushingkrisis.com/2001/04/3046430/

Filed Under: college, thoughts

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