Comic Books, Drag Race, & Life in New Zealand
by krisis
Well, i intended to post a bunch last night, but i’m stuck on a 28.k connection at home… which made for a truly joyous holiday, to be sure. So, communication will be intermittant today, but back to normal tomorrow. Just so you know i’m not dead, or anything.
by krisis
I think i might start compulsively lying and making up stuff to make this more interesting. It just makes me a bit queasy thati get online and just spill all the contents of my head out onto my keyboard. It’s messy. And, crushing krisis has apparently become the behind the scenes guide to my life, since quite a few of my friends read it to catch up on what they missed and then talk to me about it. I’m actually okay with that, as opposed to some journalers who run screaming from their server when their real friends find them out. What disturbs me is that this is so banal now that my friends read it to catch up. It’s become just a pale reflection of my already pale life. Which means, those out in internet-land can’t be having too much fun reading it. Or maybe they are; humans are nothing if not voyeurs, and this is the perfect window to through which you can see me naked. And my ass isn’t even that nice…
by krisis
Just as a sidenote, in addition to having a record sales day at the coffee shop yesterday, this page also received a record number of hits by about 400%. At first i thought this was just because people finally came to their senses and fell in love with me, but then i checked my referrer logs and noticed i was receiving a lot of clicks from Disturbing Search Requests, where i occasionally post. Further investigation revealed that their hits had also jumped 400%, due to the fact that Yahoo had listed them as a cool site.. This either proves a very strong mathematical model for how internet users browse, or it means that they’re a bunch of fucking mindless sheep who’ll click anything that’s underlined and some things that aren’t. Or both.
by krisis
Ah, you see, the peril of knowing me from actual life and also reading the blog is that i reveal *more* in the blog than i ever do in real life, but still hardly anything at all. So, speculation gets you nowhere, because you only know half of what’s going on and it’s probably not the pertinent half anyhow. Yes, i am pure evil. Also, i’m not dying or anything, but i do think i’m getting sick. So,… that’s just to answer your concerned calls, emails, postcards, and letters. Remember, we don’t accept COD.
by krisis
wow, Torrez just gave me another reason to start up the group musician blog. Dear god, why can’t i be as cool as Dre…