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January 1, 2001 by krisis

krisis: Well, i was totally coherent, but i lost all ability to reason. Like, i’d get to a corner and i wouldn’t be able to decide which way to cross.

matt: i see

krisis: So, if i saw any cops i was just gonna chuck my drink into the snow and avoid trying to cross any streets.

matt: My guess is with your ability not to reason you would have thrown it at the cops.

https://crushingkrisis.com/2001/01/1829328/

Filed Under: alchohol, college, memories, parties, scripts Tagged With: SGapt

December 17, 2000 by krisis

NJ: drunk as shit

NJ: …….

krisis: How’d you guess!

NJ: Really? Me too!

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/12/1687555/

Filed Under: scripts, thoughts

December 14, 2000 by krisis

Ariel: dOode yeah, i had wild passionate SEX with her

Ariel: if by wild passionate sex you mean

Ariel: nice chit chat

Ariel: every now and then

krisis: :)

krisis: That’s the definition i usually work from.

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/12/1664453/

Filed Under: scripts

December 12, 2000 by krisis

krisis: Do you have to be a real singer-songwriter before you get to write from the perspective of disturbing characters that you’ve created? Or, alternately, is it a turnoff if my new song is about killing my lover?

Carton: hmm. as long as people realize you didn’t actually commit homicide, you should be okay

krisis: Well, that would require me to have had a lover,… so i’m in the clear!

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/12/1645225/

Filed Under: scripts, songwriting

December 10, 2000 by krisis

krisis: My friends hear me play stuff for my webpage and afterwards are like “When did you write that? What do you mean you wrote it a year ago? I’ve never heard you play that before”

Tink: wow… then play more… if they ask, then they like it!

krisis: yeah. I suppose that’s one of the points of the website, is that my friends can have me whenever they want me.

krisis: Err… that came out a little wrong…

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/12/1618653/

Filed Under: scripts Tagged With: flirt

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