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December 2, 2000 by krisis

Rachel: Doesn’t that girl remind you of Laurel?

Krisis: I just don’t get the sense of innocence and raw sex appeal from her that i would expect from such a comparison.

Rachel: I’m starting to think we think of Laurel in two totally different ways…

Krisis: Have you ever seen her in the catwoman suit?

Rachel: Yes, and i think we think of Laurel in two totally different ways…

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/12/1538235/

Filed Under: scripts Tagged With: laurel

November 15, 2000 by krisis

too good to not post…

Justin: Gorn said he was in love. I laughed at him.

krisisPM: Ha!

krisisPM: We scoff at love!

krisisPM: Scoff!

Justin: indeed

krisisPM: Only lust, desire, and carnal passion are recognized here. Not even American Express…

Justin: let me check my wallet

Justin: rock Mastercard, I am safe

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/11/1369383/

Filed Under: scripts

November 13, 2000 by krisis

krisisPM: My hits have been slowly progressing, but i get more and more boring as time progresses. Dunno, it’s a paradox.

Matt: you’re a tv

krisisPM: That’s scary… because… because i can see out, but i don’t ever get the sense that anyone is seeing in.

krisisPM: I need some canned laughter.

Matt:: I’ve tried to can a lot of things. From tomatoes, to grapes, to toes. It never works out.

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/11/1348888/

Filed Under: scripts

November 13, 2000 by krisis

My two favourite quotes of this weekend:

Ariel: I’m just a huge whore that no one is taking advantage of.

Me: Dude, if you look up “drought” in the dictionary, there’s a picture of the desert, and then under that there’s a picture of my lips.

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/11/1348466/

Filed Under: college, scripts Tagged With: flirt

November 12, 2000 by krisis

amy: get any?

krisisPM: Do i ever?

amy: well i don’t either. but you’re cuter than me.

krisisPM: Sure, for a girl i might be

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/11/1348171/

Filed Under: scripts, self image Tagged With: aim

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