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Did You Know…

September 16, 2007 by krisis

When a show or an actor wants to be nominated for an Emmy, they submit a single episode for consideration. That’s how certain dull and/or niche nominations sometimes sneak through past the obvious choices – they submitted a really good tape.

You can see this year’s complete list of tape submissions at Gold Derby Forums. It’s sometime surprising to see the episodes that your favorite shows and actors have pegged as their best (or, at least, most obvious).

Watch the 59th Annual Emmy Awards tonight on Fox. Or, don’t.

Instead, you can read the article that Alison posted in a comment to my last entry, which illustrates some more of Heroes‘ obvious faults (mostly in comparison to Lost, but also to Buffy and Battlestar).

Filed Under: linkylove, teevee, weblinks

Could We Be Heroes

September 15, 2007 by krisis

In eighth grade I started writing the story that would eventually give me my longtime internet handle: Crisis.

It was half a high school drama and half a superhero comic, paralleling puberty with the onset of special powers that brought with them the life and death choices of adulthood.

I wrote and re-wrote the story endlessly. Sheaths of handwritten pages, endlessly revised files on my first word processor, and an infamous purple binder in which I worked in parallel on a sequel novella, allowing Gina to read it once a week in the back of Health class.

I never finished Crisis Team on paper; it mostly existed as a narrative daydreamed in slow moments of class and long waits at the bus stop. Still, I knew every beat of the story, and how they broke down across every chapter. If someone had sat me down at a keyboard for a week I could have typed it in a single unbroken string of sentences.

Then came Gen 13.

I can’t even remember why I ordered it at the time, but when I cracked the first issue I realized that Crisis was over before it was finished – Gen 13 copped my entire storyline almost beat for beat, and it did it’s job very well.

It was too late to change the core concept of my story. all I could do was rewrite and revise and hope to transcend our shared archetype to create something more distinct.


For the past year I’ve been reading breathless media coverage of Heroes, and how it is the next generation of television, way better than 4400, and a comic fan’s wet teevee dream.

I admit, I let my hopes get slightly up as details of the plot saturated the media and eventually leaked to me through magazines. The Wolverine/Cheerleader wakes up from an autopsy. The Japanese Nightcrawler learns how to use a sword.

It all sounded fascinating.

Now that we’ve Netflixed the DVDs my hopes are proven to have been in vain. I can’t detect anything beyond the mundane about the show, except for Mohinder’s hair. The best I can say for it is that it’s nice to watch so many standard comic archetypes being explored on screen. Not thrilling, or must-see. Just nice.

By contrast, Elise returned from her pre-Australia shopping trip to inform me that, so far, she loves it. She even powered through an extra four episodes while I was asleep and out at rehearsal.

I was annoyed for a moment by the disconnect; Elise and I share a perfectly tuned kismet sort of taste in sci-fi television shows from which we hardly ever deviate. The Pretender. Buffy. Alias The 4400. Battlestar Galactica.

A second later I was all caught up.

Elise is Gina in Health class, reading from my big purple binder. She can pick an X-Man out of a lineup, but she isn’t connected to the collective comics unconscious that stores all of those many standard stories – that place that Crisis and Gen 13 and Heroes draw their underlying structure.

I, unsurprisingly, am me, and in my mind Heroes is the same thing as Crisis – just a different medium spinning a familiar archetype.

Of course, you can argue that about almost any concept. Aren’t most of my songs just reconstituted versions of songs by other people? Haven’t I written this post about this feeling before?

What’s the difference?

The difference is the execution.

I kept rewriting Crisis, hoping that at some point my skillful execution would transcend my story.

I was hoping the same for Heroes, but it’s all archetype and no execution. The script is inert compared to Buffy (chosen one fights evil, fate) , the pace sluggish compared to The 4400 (people gain and struggle with powers, are discriminated against), and the acting pale in comparison to the revised Battlestar Galactica (original Battlestar Galactica crossed with Star Trek Voyager (original Battlestar Galactica)).

I was so hoping for something along the lines of that trio of shows – a done-to-death concept rendered thrilling through unusually outstanding execution. And, though Heroes has plenty of story, and plenty of network gloss, it’s that extra ingredient that’s lacking.

Filed Under: comic books, critique, elise, high school, teevee Tagged With: gina

September 14, 2007 by krisis

There’s that point where you think you are drowning but suddenly realize you are swimming. It’s the same as that point on the rollercoaster where your stomach keeps traveling upwards while your body has already begun to settle.

That was today, to a tee – breathless and fumbling until around eleven, where I realized that my definition of fumbling is everyone else’s state of enthusiastic focus.

Somehow it carried through the end of the day and past my mad dash to the train (run past the liquor store at full tilt; realize I have overshot my goal by a block; run back to the liquor store at full tilt), floating me through our meeting until it was just us finishing our wine and Gina and I singing our harmony for Lindsay, and a room full of people saying they can all tell I sing better now.

It carried through the slightly damp walk to my threshold, within which I slipped off my headphones to discover Elise blasting WOGL in the room. “Love the One You’re With.” (it’s been following us this week)

Her head emerged from her office. “I just wanted to make sure you would dance with me.”

I’m sure I’ll eventually figure her out, too.

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Filed Under: arcati crisis, day in the life, elise, thoughts

Oh My Stars and Garters

September 13, 2007 by krisis

This Thursday link post thing is getting a little out of hand.

I mostly blame it on Google Reader and it’s damn little stars.

Every time I read a post that I like or want to share, or that makes me laugh or think, I mark it with a little star.

Six days later I count up my stars to find almost a hundred.

I could make a post with all of those links, but I don’t think anyone would read it – myself included. So, I’ll feature a few of them now and, as for the rest, I’m thinking we might need to take this little venture to a twice-weekly status…

Confessions of a Pioneer Woman is one of the consistently best-written blogs I’ve read in the past year. Our humble frontierswoman is currently narrating her way through the story of courting “Marlboro Man,” her dedicated hubby. Great writing, and an engaging read. Start with how they met and surf forward to catch another piece of the memoir scattered throughout every few posts.

Moose In the Kitchen takes her post’s title, “Faults, Illustrated,” slightly too seriously for a moment and produces a paragraph I really enjoyed, followed by a solid introspective blog post. If you’re into that kind of thing. Which I am.

Fresh Arrival is a blog that focuses on one quality link at a time. This week they shared a great one for musicians – OurStage. At first blush it’s just yet another GarageBand on which you can scrabble hopelessly for some notice against people who have brought hundreds of their voting friends.

Lame, right?

Except, Ourstage generates content rankings by staging hundreds of tiny “battles” between two pieces of similar content. So, basically, your song fights a lot of cage matches, and the winningest songs get the most recognition.

Once Arcati Crisis has some demo-quality recordings I think we’ll be giving it a try.

In the past week the vast zeitgeist of entertainment media seems to be aligning to highlight a single show – AMC’s Mad Men. Moot Point breaks it’s allure down into digestible chunks. All I needed to know was: (a) it’s about an ad agency, (b) in the 1960s.

They had me at hello. I might not be as retro-centric as some, but anything retro and dealing with communications slays me. Case and point: Good Night and Good Luck. Loved it. Oh, and, also Shorpy, a retro photoblog. Awesome.

Iconic blogger Jason Kottke went on a touch of a hiatus (two months!), but has since been back with better-than-ever links. Not just links I want to share with you, but links I want to discuss. At length. With everyone.

For example: NFL TV Distribution maps – I think I invoked this link about eight times during Sunday’s game, and I wasn’t even drinking. It’s not just the usefulness of it, but the ability to visually grok which games have a nationwide appeal, and which barely make a regional impact.

Another great one: a man broke the world record for days awake (11) by systematically switching between left- and right-brain activities. Oh, and: Graph of the movie poster colors of the top-grossing movies, by rating.

And more: food from afar may be more energy efficient than locally grown – which totally countermands that annoying geological footprint thing that has been a link of the week somewhere on the internet every damn week since I posted it in 2000. And: A cat that infallibly senses death. Don’t cats lead souls to the afterlife?

I could have written a thousand word post about each of those links. Seriously, this could just turn into a Kottke response blog, like those battle raps that respond to whatever was on the last mix tape.

(Plus, Peter, don’t forget the bookmarking suggestion for Infinite Jest, because you’re due for a re-read.)

My old hypertext buddy KevRock has taken a leave of absence from one of the best places to work in the world so he can blog. Sortof. Really he’s trying to prolong his cycle of alternating work with life-affirming education.

Me? I appreciate life more when I’m working. If I have more than three or four days off I begin to go through withdrawal. But, I say, more power to him. Especially if he’s really going to blog more :)

Pam Rentz shot my photo of the week.

Filed Under: linkylove

What if…

September 12, 2007 by krisis

If I was Britney Spears’ manager her big comeback would’ve went down a hell of a lot differently than the hot mess that graced the VMAs.

(First of all, that atrocious club single is not going to get her back to her bestselling days. They really should’ve got her a vocal coach and pitched a Britney unplugged with two new songs and followed up with a hybrid acousti-dance album, a la Madonna’s Music. But, too late for that…)

Spears VMAMy version of Britney’s performance would have started the same as Sunday’s – a mopey, slightly chubby, lip-sync-flubbing Brit Brit would emerge with her dancers and mime through a verse.

Then, when all looked dire (but not as dire as tonight’s performance), the song would start skipping, a la Milli Vanilli (or, for the younger crowd, Ashlee Simpson). Then the music would cut out, leaving a befuddled Britney staring into the crowd, helpless. Then, one of the male dancers would turn around and say the song’s opener, “It’s Britney, bitch.”

Suddently you would realize the dancer was her! But, instead of doing a strip-tease out of the suit (as she has in the past) she would just toss her hat to show off her crazy post-buzz hair at actual length and color, and proceed to just wail the song live without correction to the best of her ability while strutting around in a killer tailored suit.

The audacity of the emphasis on real hair and real vocals with less dancing and less skin would have left everyone’s jaws on the floor.

Honestly, I’d be good at this stuff. It’s a shame I’d prefer to get famous myself…

Filed Under: critique, teevee, thoughts

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