Crushing Krisis

Comic Books, Drag Race, & Life in New Zealand

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In an effort to aid you in understanding the twisted depths of my psyche, lemme reveal two things about myself and then give you two pieces of advice:

  • I might bitch about theatre for hours at a time, but you had better believe i do a frantic happy dance when i get cast. The dance also involves screaming. And jumping up and down like some sort of idiot. The dance is exponentially longer when i get a part that i actually want, and is usually preceded by my screaming “No Fucking Way!” at my stage manager for about a whole minute.
  • I am so dumb that i invite real people to the site before thinking about whether or not i said anything about them recently that could get me into trouble.
  • When in doubt, do audition for plays with Madonna songs played on guitar, but only if you have another song in your repertoire as a backup.
  • Decide if you’re more embarrassed using a pick-up line in person or via the internet before you post the line to your website, which renders the whole debate rather moot..

    That’s a pretty good capsule summary of the last three hours of my life. I so intended to be asleep by now, but the butterflies in my stomach are holding the sleepy part of my brain hostage under threat of vicious tickle wars.

    Life is nice to me sometimes, especially when i least expect it to be. Goodnight.

    https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/12/1573419/

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    My life is just like a national election… every little thing counts for a certain amount of electoral votes that will make sure i live to see another year. The big swing states are my classes – and as we come down to the wire i’m finding some of them harder to call than i intended them to be. The first lock-in was my Guitar class, which is definitely an A. Today i managed to secure a B in my German History class (the one i was continually procrastinating against a week or two ago) and an A in C++. This leaves my three music classes, and the all-important Philosophy. Phil is the Florida of my election, because it’s a college requirement and there’s a slight chance that i could wind up with a C in the course. For me, it’s A, B, or Fail, because i need to maintain a 3.0 or higher to keep all of my groovy scholarships. This week will be totally dedicated to not failing Philosophy. Otherwise, more results as i can call them.

    https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/12/1560767/

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    I happen to be locked in the Drexel Recording Studio waiting for a fellow classmate to show up so i can get to work. Yes, i’m locked in a recording studio yet the most productive thing i can find to do is blog. I know, it is ironic.

    https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/12/1557688/