NJ: drunk as shit
NJ: …….
krisis: How’d you guess!
NJ: Really? Me too!
by krisis
scripts
Ariel: dOode yeah, i had wild passionate SEX with her
Ariel: if by wild passionate sex you mean
Ariel: nice chit chat
Ariel: every now and then
krisis: :)
krisis: That’s the definition i usually work from.
krisis: Do you have to be a real singer-songwriter before you get to write from the perspective of disturbing characters that you’ve created? Or, alternately, is it a turnoff if my new song is about killing my lover?
Carton: hmm. as long as people realize you didn’t actually commit homicide, you should be okay
krisis: Well, that would require me to have had a lover,… so i’m in the clear!
krisis: My friends hear me play stuff for my webpage and afterwards are like “When did you write that? What do you mean you wrote it a year ago? I’ve never heard you play that before”
Tink: wow… then play more… if they ask, then they like it!
krisis: yeah. I suppose that’s one of the points of the website, is that my friends can have me whenever they want me.
krisis: Err… that came out a little wrong…
Rachel: Doesn’t that girl remind you of Laurel?
Krisis: I just don’t get the sense of innocence and raw sex appeal from her that i would expect from such a comparison.
Rachel: I’m starting to think we think of Laurel in two totally different ways…
Krisis: Have you ever seen her in the catwoman suit?
Rachel: Yes, and i think we think of Laurel in two totally different ways…
too good to not post…
Justin: Gorn said he was in love. I laughed at him.
krisisPM: Ha!
krisisPM: We scoff at love!
krisisPM: Scoff!
Justin: indeed
krisisPM: Only lust, desire, and carnal passion are recognized here. Not even American Express…
Justin: let me check my wallet
Justin: rock Mastercard, I am safe