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November 13, 2000 by krisis

krisisPM: My hits have been slowly progressing, but i get more and more boring as time progresses. Dunno, it’s a paradox.

Matt: you’re a tv

krisisPM: That’s scary… because… because i can see out, but i don’t ever get the sense that anyone is seeing in.

krisisPM: I need some canned laughter.

Matt:: I’ve tried to can a lot of things. From tomatoes, to grapes, to toes. It never works out.

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/11/1348888/

Filed Under: scripts

November 13, 2000 by krisis

My two favourite quotes of this weekend:

Ariel: I’m just a huge whore that no one is taking advantage of.

Me: Dude, if you look up “drought” in the dictionary, there’s a picture of the desert, and then under that there’s a picture of my lips.

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/11/1348466/

Filed Under: college, scripts Tagged With: flirt

November 12, 2000 by krisis

amy: get any?

krisisPM: Do i ever?

amy: well i don’t either. but you’re cuter than me.

krisisPM: Sure, for a girl i might be

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/11/1348171/

Filed Under: scripts, self image Tagged With: aim

November 12, 2000 by krisis

Spoon: and i had my arm around her a good portion of the time

Spoon: and we had two different tickle fights that took at least 2 cousins off the couch. but. no getting any. :-)

krisisPM: Wait, you’re cousins? … Damn southerners…

Spoon: cushions is what i was trying to spell

krisisPM: sure…

Spoon: But if we were cousins, then it would be that much sweeter. ;-)

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/11/1344814/

Filed Under: scripts Tagged With: flirt

October 8, 2000 by krisis

tee-hee-hee


Zakh: I dont cyber.

krisisPM: PLEASE!? i want you so bad. youre so hot.

Zakh: oh..

You’re not quite my type, babe, as cute as you may be. But, if i ever switch teams i’ll give you a call, though i’m sure you’d be out of my league.

:P

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/10/1030139/

Filed Under: scripts Tagged With: flirt

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