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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 3 Power Rankings Episode 04 – All Stars Snatch Game

February 17, 2018 by krisis

This week’s episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 3 brings what is usually the highlight of the season – Snatch Game! It’s a kitschy, 70s-style game show where queens win not with their answers but with hilarious impressions of famous figures.

Weirdly, this season’s game is the weakest we’ve seen in years. That’s partially down to three queens totally flatlining on the panel, but also down to RuPaul being downright mean to the girls and due to the oddball choice to place actual celebrity Kristin Chenoweth in the Snatch Game with a set of highly-scripted answers that come complete with props.

Maybe having a real life famous person sitting next to the queens would make for a good litmus test of who seems the realest (“real is what you feel, feelings aren’t real…”), but not letting the hilarious Chenoweth think on her feet anchored the Snatch panel with a leaden quality.

The same goes for having judges Michelle Visage and Carson Kressley as the contestants in the game instead of low-grade celebrities or past queens. Delivering Snatch performances directly to the toughest pair of judges takes all of the fun out of the proceedings.

Despite all my complaints, we still wind up with some memorable performances – and a new all-time Snatch Game champion! That doesn’t do much to shake up the top of the ranking compared to last week, but the queens competing for the third spot in the finals get quite a shake-up.

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Filed Under: teevee Tagged With: drag, Drag Race, Power Rankings, Ranking, RuPaul's Drag Race, RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 3, Snatch Game

RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 3 Power Rankings S03E03 – The Bitchelor

February 10, 2018 by krisis

This week’s episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars sounded like it might be a trainwreck, but it turned out to be one of the most consistently hilarious episodes of all time.

And also a trainwreck. But, an intentional one!

RuPaul assigns the eight remaining queens characters to improv through an episode of The Bitchelor, a straight-up copy of The Batchelor where all of the women are horrible people.

The queens of most seasons would likely flounder in a totally free-form acting challenge, but The Bitchelor has a secret weapon – the preternaturally handsome Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman, from Unreal, who plays a very convincing (not so) straight man to the various hilarity that the queens bring on their dates.

With a “wigs on wigs on wigs” runway that nods to Roxxxy’s Andrews’ iconic “Whip My Hair” wig reveal and an elimination that plays up some of the biggest tension in the cast, this episode was a deliciously nasty surprise from start to finish.

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Filed Under: teevee Tagged With: drag, Drag Race, Power Rankings, Ranking, RuPaul's Drag Race, RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 3

RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 3 Power Rankings S03E02 – Divas Lip Sync Live

February 3, 2018 by krisis

This week on RuPaul’s Drag Race, the show sinks to new depths of low-effort self-promotion with a VH1 Divas Live impersonation concert where every one of nine famous divas are singing RuPaul songs.

This was an episode full of buffoonery, riggery, and straight up tomfoolery.

It could have been a truly iconic and hilarious event, as shown by BenDeLaCreme’s instantly-memorable performance lip syncing to RuPauls’ “Mother” as recorded in the style of Julie Andrews by actress/impersonator Christina Bianco.

Why was that performance so incredibly memorable, and all the others much less so? Two reasons.

First, “Mother” was sung in Andrews’ style but over what essentially sounded like original RuPaul backing track. It doesn’t stand up to a direct comparison, but it was a simulacrum of what you’d expect from Ru and nothing like a Julie Andrews song. BenDeLa benefited from the dissonance  because she could play up the element of frantic, held-hostage nervousness in her performance. All of the other divas essentially sang an unrecognizable RuPaul song in their own style, which was less funny and gave many of them much less to do.

The second reason connects to that last bit. Essentially, Todrick Hall done fucked up drag race. He went totally ham on the choreography of Ben’s track because there was a lot for her to do. He also went ham on Janet Jackson and Mariah Carey, but barely touched the six other routines. Note his uncontained glee on the judges’ panel as the girls perform his super basic voguing during BenDeLa’s song, while he basically left the capable Thorgy (and, let’s be honest, Trixie) out to dangle.

Where does that leave our rankings? They’re not too shook compared to last week, though one queen is making her own case for an advance on the final three.

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Filed Under: teevee Tagged With: drag, Drag Race, Power Rankings, Ranking, RuPaul's Drag Race, RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 3, Rusical

RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Power Rankings, S03E01 – All-Star Variety Show

January 27, 2018 by krisis

Are you ready to get All-Started?! The time has come for the third season of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars.

A normal season of Drag Race plucks a dozen drag queens from semi-obscurity to compete on a nationally televised stage in front of RuPaul Charles (“supermodel of the world!”) to prove they have the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to be America’s Next Drag Superstar.RuPaul's Drag Race All-Star Variety Show

All Stars is a little bit different. It features ten queens returning from previous seasons to vie for a spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame. In the past it tended to focus on high-placing queens, but this time around the cast are all competitors who just missed the finals or got stuck in the middle of the pack … with the exception of one.

This series of weekly posts will rank the house down, looking at who is surging in the competition versus who is going a bit limp.

Every post in this series comes with a big disclaimer: Drag is hard, and these girls are all consummate professionals. I’m ranking them from the comfortable position of a critic and fan who has only done drag a handful of times in my life, sews slowly, and can barely apply eyeliner. I just happen to have a lot of stage experience and a life-long love of drag, which makes me want to give each of these queens the same kind of serious critical attention I’d give to a rock star or famous actor.

Want to get to know this cast before we get started? Check out my pre-season rankings, and then keep reading to find out who came out on top in the premiere Variety Show! [Read more…] about RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Power Rankings, S03E01 – All-Star Variety Show

Filed Under: reviews, teevee Tagged With: drag, Drag Race, Power Rankings, Ranking, RuPaul's Drag Race, RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 3

Crushing On: Netflix’s Dark

December 10, 2017 by krisis

It’s pretty hard to convince me to sit down to watch a non-drag television show these days.

TV is a time suck and its decompressed storytelling can be stultifying. It’s a lot like back in high school when I wouldn’t partake in slow dances at the prom. “They’re just really long, boring hugs,” I would say, “They make perfect bathroom breaks. Come get me for the next fast song.”

(I still mostly feel this way about slow dances.)

That’s why I am relatively surprised to inform you I have binged all ten hour-long episodes of Dark, Netflix’s new German import, in a matter of days. And I loved it, aside from some questionable dubbing.

If you are a fan of Stranger Things and either Lost or Primer, I strongly suspect you will love it, too.

Dark is set in 2019 in Linden, a small German town that has built itself around the economic stability of a local nuclear power plant. The same people have lived in Linden for years, so that families have aged into multi-generational conflicts stretching back to the years just after World War II.

It is June in the opening moments of the show. We hear a disembodied monologue about the cyclical nature of time and then witness a man, Michael Kahnwald, die by suicide. Kahnwald leaves a letter behind, with instructions not to open it until November.

We return to the town in November, just short of the letter’s open-by date. Kahnwald’s son Jonas is trying to reacclimate to the daily grind of school just as teenage classmate has gone missing.

It’s not just his disappearance that unnerves the town. It dredges up memories of another boy that went missing, 33 years prior.

That boy was never found.

At first it seems as though the show will simply be about how Linden refuses to accept its roiling undertow of darkness, both in the present and from the past. Both parents and teens seem to recoil from the emotions surrounding from the elder Kahnwald’s death, and from Jonas and his troubled mother, Hannah.

The town also is hesitant to deal with the teen boy’s disappearance in any realistic way, from widening their search to more closely watching their children. Residents seem uncomfortable when the school principle urges them to take care and action.

At the end of that first episode, we watch as another young boy disappears – seemingly into thin air, much as Will disappears in the first episode of Season 1 of Stranger Things. 

It’s an easy comparison to make, and for an episode it seems like the shows will be going to a similar place. However, just as Stranger Things exploded at its halfway point, Dark turns into a totally different kind of story at the end of its second episode. Maybe an entirely different kind of show!

The subsequent hour of television a revelation, but also a sizable speed-bump to your binging. I almost quit watching.

Even when I am riveted by a TV show, I am awful at character names. It takes a show like Battlestar Galactica, full of constantly repeated unique call signs, for me to remember what anyone is called.

Dark starts out with over a dozen named characters, all of whom are vaguely similar-looking Teutonic white people who I could barely tell apart. Then comes the massive third episode twist that felt at points like a quiz on how well I had been paying attention to the first two episodes.

I thought I was done. I briefly turned the show off. Luckily, I found the straightforward recaps on Father Son Holy Gore, which worked well as a character-name cheat sheet and also a plot refresher.

Armed with knowledge (or, at least, a rudimentary amount of name-and-face recognition), I pressed forward. I’m so glad that I did. Despite some truly dreadful English dubbing and an overbearing, ominous soundtrack that sounds like something that Forgetting Sarah Marshall‘s Peter Bretter might have cooked up during a bender, the intricate story and strong cast of Dark makes it 10 episodes of TV that reward your attention.

That said… you have to be willing to leave it there. Time might be cyclical, but Dark ends in a very different place than it began – one that means its multi-generational web of lust, deceit, and vengeance likely won’t dominate a second season as it did the first. Add to that the Lost problem – despite leaving at least 27 major questions unanswered, showrunners Writer Jantje Friese and director Baran bo Odar don’t have a darn clue of where they’re headed in Season 2 [heavy spoilers in both those links!].

I’m fine with that. I think Dark works perfectly well as a twisted low-fantasy allegory about how the radiation of a nuclear plant poisons the relationships in a town, forcing its residents to live out the same little acts of violence again and again. I don’t need a wider world with a higher stakes plot.

As much as the final frames are meant to be an unpredictable shock, they line up surprisingly well with restarting first episode, so that you can watch this on an endless loop, digging deeper in to the relationships that drive the mysteries on each pass. (Thus, my comparison to all-time-fav Primer.)

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