Crushing Krisis

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I slept on a floor other than my own last night; not because i was tired or drunk or anything like that, but because i already had people sleeping on my floor and didn’t really want to step over them to get to my bed. Anyhow, sleeping on the floors is always good for my back. All of this came at the end of a day full of PiNu convention festivities, one of which involved me dancing to the whole of “Rapper’s Delight,” a feat i’ve never managed before in my life. I suppose having the right partner makes all the difference…

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Let me tell y’all a story. Boy meets girl. Boy thinks girl is adorable but doesn’t say a word, because he never says these things (in person). Girl reads boy’s website and then asks him if he wants to do something over break. Boy leaves the state, and doesn’t get to see girl at all when he returns (not realizing she lives a stone-throw from his own house). Boy falls madly in love with someone else, and stops thinking about girl as much as he had been. Girl goes on with her life and starts dating a really sweet guy. Boy falls madly out of love. Boy and girl meet again four months later, and they realize they missed their chance one or two too many times for their own good. They hold hands for a while and then say goodnight. The end.

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Tee-hee! Looks like Tom is getting ensnared in the life of another real person. I’ve got to say that i’m rather happy for him, as it’s always cute to read as bloggers slowly fall into like (or love, or whatever) with someone (and i can’t say it’s awful reading about fleeting liplocks and exchanged numbers… it makes me feel like i get out more than i actually do. Which i don’t. Which is funny, because i can really be a voyeur within the walls of my own apartment without employing my clumsy pair of binoculars. But, i digress…). Of course, it’s never fun to read about them falling out. So, erm… Tom, please just get married after your first few dates so you don’t subject us to any misery later on down the line – though i have to say that this nervous business about calling him is downright adorable. And, Tom? Please do try not to drool down your chin… and have fun.

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Since i never really flirted with anyone seriously to begin with, it’s hard for me to conceive of the fact that i’m a really huge flirt. In my eyes, i’m just nice while also being incredibly brainless and amusing. Of course, those are the three things that epitomize flirting. So, now i’m stuck with all these acquaintances who my entire relationship with is based on flirting … and of course it’s highly inappropriate to keep flirting with them; nevermind that i’m not actually flirting. Argh. People are so complicated…

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Hey now, Re! Don’t make me ignore you more than i already am! But, yeah, in case you missed all the back-story, i’ve sorta been home sick for a while, and not in top form on surfing or blogging. But, rest assured that if you turn the page black again i’m flying out there to beat you senseless (though i think my girlfriend likes you now that you told May that she won’t get to shower with me. I mean… aside from the girlfriend issue, showering with May would be incredibly illegal. I mean…. i like living on the edge and all, but…).

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