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Drag Race France Season 1 Episode 3 – The French Ball: Review & Power Ranking

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Welcome to my review and power rankings of the third episode of Drag Race France Season 1 – “The French Ball”!

I can’t even begin to imagine how intimidating a ball challenge must be as a contestant on Drag Race. You have no control over which of the many looks in your suitcase will be worn back-to-back for your first pair of looks, and you have 12 hours or less to construct your third one! Plus, rumor has it that queens get less than one hour to make the change from each look to the next, which includes make-up alterations.

That’s a lot of stress, especially early in the season when queens are still getting used to the rhythm of TV production!

This French cast acquitted themselves well across three categories – Ma France et moi, French Clichés, and the Cannes Film Festival design challenge. It helped that the unusual material restrictions for this design challenge were actually quite loose – the queens were free to use fabric to construct their looks, as long as they had multiple beach elements incorporated.

The episode delivered looks, but it also made clear which character archetypes our queens are portraying. We have our clear front-runner, our bridesmaid-not-bride, our young queen with a growth arc, our reciprocal arcs of growing and shrinking confidence, and a queen who is unfairly maligned by the judges so she can later enjoy a comeback.

Does that mean this season is already becoming too formulaic? Or, was the casting so good that the queens are naturally snapping into familiar Drag Race tropes?

I think that’s the right question to be asking in the third week of a tight eight-episode run. With the season reaching the halfway point with Snatch Game next week, the queens who aren’t on the ascent either need to surprise us or prepare to sashay away.

Now that Drag Race France has settled into it’s regular release day, I’ve moved my recap up to Sunday so I don’t have to wait a full week after each episode to recap the next one! We’ll see how that schedule shakes out with Drag Race Canada in the mix starting next week, with Drag Race Philippines following soon thereafter.

If you want to watch Drag Race France you can sign up for WowPresentsPlus to watch the many worldwide Drag Race franchises for $4.99 a month or $50 a year. (Note that if you’re in the US you will need to use a VPN to “visit” another country to see the US Franchise.)

With my general impressions of the episode out of the way, let’s get to my Drag Race France Episode 3 Power Rankings for The French Ball! The middle layer of the rankings has had a shuffle from my week two power rankings – with last week’s bottom queens on very different trajectories!

Lecteurs, start your engines. Et, que la meilleure Drag Queen gagne!

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 7, Episode 9 – Dance Like a Drag Queen: recap & power ranking!

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Welcome to my recap of the ninth episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 7 – Dance Like a Drag Queen, a combination branding challenge and dancing challenge to create viral social media videos.

I overlap in several skills and talents with the typical cast of Drag Race, but this challenges hits on a pair of areas where I am sorely lacking: choreography and brief, viral videos.

Sure, I love to hit the dancefloor and I’ve taken my fair share of dance fitness classes, but I haven’t tried my hand at making up coherent choreography since I was 10 years old on my grandmother’s front stoop dancing to “Pump Up The Jam” by Technotronic!

And, despite several forays into video over the past few years, I simply don’t understand what makes a video viral. I’m not sure I’ve ever shared one, and as the video formats grow shorter and shorter I care less and less.

I point this out not to outline how bad I’d be at Drag Race, but to point out who this challenge is targeting: youths. It’s not that no one older than 30 has ever shared a viral video or done a dance challenge, but this week’s concept is clearly aimed at a TikTok generation who racks up tens of millions of views on brief snippets of endlessly loopable video.

This is a cast of seasoned all-winners who trend at least half a decade older than the typical early-20s queens that are being cast on recent seasons. To be RuPaul’s Queen of Queens, our winner needs to be able to connect with every portion of the audience – especially the rising one who loves brevity combined with absurdity.

Were all of our queens able to keep up with the times in this challenge where brevity is the soul of wit? Find out in my full-episode recap, below. Plus, at the end of the recap I have an extensively mathematic update to my Episode 8 rankings to explain who can make it into the finale and how. (Want to skip right to the power rankings? Go for it!)

Readers, start your engines! And, may the best drag queen… win! [Read more…] about RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 7, Episode 9 – Dance Like a Drag Queen: recap & power ranking!

New For Patrons: Guide to Loki

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Today I have the final guide for Patrons of Crushing Krisis to support my Guide to Thor, The Odinson as part of my month-long countdown to Thor: Love & Thunder. Because, if we have a guide to Thor (and Mighty Thor), we also need a…

Guide to Loki

 

This Guide to Loki represents the first time I have ever tackled building a guide to a fully-fledged villain. That means I was dealing with a character who was never an ongoing star of a run nor a member of a team for over forty years of his existence and many hundreds of appearances… of which I planned to read every single one.

What I realized very early in my reading is that Loki is no Magneto or Doctor Doom.

What I mean by that is that Loki never truly developed as a character from the Silver to the Bronze Age the way Marvel’s other two massively popular villains did. Magneto’s villainy was repetitive in the Silver Age, but once Chris Claremont took him over in the late 70s he began an extended arc of character development that stretched across decades. And, while many of Doctor Doom’s plots are similar, over the years he grew from a recurring antagonist to the mastermind behind some of Marvel’s most signature stories – including a pair of Secret Wars!

Loki was never that. At least, not from his debut in Journey Into Mystery (1952) #85 in 1962 to the fall of Asgard in Thor (1998) #84-85 in 2004. [Read more…] about New For Patrons: Guide to Loki

Drag Race France Season 1 Episode 2 – Queen Pour Cent: Review & Power Ranking

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Welcome to my review and power rankings of the second episode of Drag Race France Season 1 – “Queen Pour Cent”

It was fascinating to watch this episode back-to-back with this week’s “Santa’s School For Girls” episode of All Stars Season 7. On one hand, you have a cast of all-winners and a professional film director turning out a serviceable comedy scene. On the other, you have the second episode of a new franchise directed by a French comedian turning out a farce that was… dare I say… funnier than the All-Winners challenge?!

It could be that the language barrier of my remedial French means I was reacting more to the silliness of the French queens than their delivery. However, I think it was more the case that their scene was structured for broad comedy and inexperienced actors. It didn’t have as much plot and rarely had more than three queens on stage at the same time. The entire concept was to anchor it with a pair of droll characters and then rotate through a number of ridiculous, stereotypical third wheels to their comedy tricycle.

It was a fun exercise to watch, both in rehearsal and in the final edit. And, speaking of things this franchise is already improving upon, I believe it is the first version of Drag Race to feature Drag Kings(!!!) for its rock bank mini-challenge (which was otherwise inconsequential).

On the runway, Dites-le avec des fleurs (“say it with flowers”), I think there was a noticeable gap between queens with artsy-craftsy presentations versus those with more-elevated fashion looks. I’m not current on my French drag and queer culture, so I can’t present any well-formed theories on that.

However, my guess would be that a lot of cabaret drag is effectively burlesque drag – with an emphasis on dancing, strip-teasing, and humor. It’s clear that a queen like La Grande Dame is coming from a different fashion perspective than cerebral players like Paloma and Elips. Neither are bad, but they have different origins.

One surprise this episode delivered was that Lolita Banana may be the queen to tip-toe between both sides of that performer vs. fashion divide. Her runway garment and presentation was memorable and she is one of the full-time showgirls in this cast alongside La Briochée and La Big Bertha.

I will be curious to see if this runway gap tightens or widens as the season wears on, and how that might effect who sticks around. Based on this episode, runway counts for a lot! It placed one fine queen in the bottom and saved one of the worst queens from the lip sync.

Want to watch Drag Race France? You can sign up for WowPresentsPlus to see this and the many other worldwide Drag Race franchises for $4.99 a month or $50 a year. (Note that if you’re in the US you will need to use a VPN to “visit” another country to see the US Franchise.)

With my general impressions of the episode out of the way, let’s get to my Drag Race France Episode 2 Power Rankings! There’s quite the shake-up from my week one power rankings – especially considering 3 of my Top 4 got tough critiques in this episode!

Lecteurs, start your engines. Et, que la meilleure Drag Queen gagne!

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D&D 5e-Compatible Kickstarter Round-Up: Folklore Bestiary, Skwirl’s Wild Shape Cards, Terramyr Compendium, & more!

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Get your armor equipped, my friends, because I’m back with another review of the Dungeons & Dragons and 5e-Compatible Kickstarter projects!

Last week I looked at all of the projects that were the closest to their pledge deadlines, and I wound up backing several. This week, I’m reviewing every one of 18 live 5e projects on Kickstarter to figure out which are the must-buys, the best values, and the most unusual concepts.

For many of these projects I’m viewing them through the 9-point criteria I established in my recent essay, “What makes a good Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition official release or 5e-Compatible supplement?” However, for some of them that are hyper-specific – like just one dungeon or just potions I’ve skipped the criteria and got right to the point.

If any creators of those projects happen to swing by: congratulations on your awesome work! I might have a few critiques about your campaign page, but your labor of love is still an impressive effort.

Do you have an upcoming 5e-Compatible Kickstarter project? As I continue this pilot series over the next few weeks I’d be happy to check out your sample pages or give you comments on your campaign page. Just leave me a comment below or reach out to me @CrushingComics on Twitter. [Read more…] about D&D 5e-Compatible Kickstarter Round-Up: Folklore Bestiary, Skwirl’s Wild Shape Cards, Terramyr Compendium, & more!