It’s gone back and forth so many times… people thought i was gay, so eventually i decided that i didn’t give a fuck and i flirted with them to make them uncomfortable as a defense mechanism, so then people stopped teasing me because they all assumed i actually was gay, so now i’m just really defensive about it, which makes me seem like i’m in the closet, so now my friends mostly take bets behind my back about when i’ll finally hook up with some really nice guy.
Was Lincoln gay?… wow, one politely inquires into a single queer topic on the internet and is suddenly mired in a web of accusations that just about every 1 in 10 important male historical figures was gay. Cool.
While i’m vaguely sure at least two of these suppositions are false, i encourage you to go check out the gay top ten, which will assuredly change your view on history. I wonder when we’ll have another gay president….