Crushing Krisis

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Actually, i think that might make you the internet’s Grace Under Fire, because on Suddenly Susan i think you’d probably play the man-hopping red-head who they ripped off from the secretary on NewsRadio rather than the clumsy dumb-luck lead of Susan. Not that you man-hop or anything, but Vicky was definitely the most sarcastic cast member and as a bonus she has that great propensity for incredibly loud clothing. I was thinking that CK might be Seinfeld because it’s not really about anything and i was trying to explain what it was about to a random friend this weekend and failed miserably. However, based on my general aura of banality and my relentless guest-appearances on other blogs, i think i’m much closer to The Weber Show. Blech. But, better than Charles in Charge, i suppose.

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Unattended business: Lane just gave me another reason to dislike high profile gun-supporting Republicans. It’s not just people that guns kill, you know. Meanwhile, i figure i owe another link to Dane, since i’ve been as-of-yet too lazy to add him to my favourites list. Sooner or later, Dane. Also, Tom added me as a fixture on his sidebar, and in return i used his photo for Uprush’s Netscape-hating Splash page. Tom, you paid me a bigger complement than you might think. While we’re in the complement department, Martha became a sponsor of 25/24, which i still need to record a dozen and a half songs for. Gee, 10 days left… no pressure or anything.

PuppetMaster has lately involved a lot of hitting on Ashley by both Bertie and i … Bertie, you were already Selina’s favourite sBlogger, so we know that when it comes to Ernie‘s webgames the girls like you better than they like me. Thus, i think competing with you for a possibly make-believe barely-legal vegetarian from Vancouver is hardly a fair fight. Also, i got a referral from here, but i don’t know how and i don’t advise you to click through; i can hardly even being to speculate how i got entangled with the Denmark anal lolita scene. I feel all dirty just talking about it.

Finally, now that my beloved and sarcastic co-communication fiend Amy has promised to blog with some regularity, i’m contemplating getting a Philly webloggers ring together – not just bloggers, but webloggers. Phloggers? Dunno… if you’re from the Philly area or go to school here drop me a note about your interest. Just think!, we could have a bi-monthly pub-crawl just like meg, tom, and the rest of the UK crew. And, i’m personally hoping to have CKfieldtrip ’02 be to South by Southwest – which reminds me: field-trip #1 is this Sunday. More excitement about that when i allow myself to contemplate it being only five short days away; if i start thinking about it now all you’ll hear out of me for the remainder of the week is incoherent babbling and squeaks of boundless joy.


Not that that’s entirely different from the current content, i suppose.

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So, i was just trouncing around a tiny corner of the cam world via recommendations from Bertie and her satanic cam portal, and i realize that in the great scheme of things i’m a very small whore. Tiny, even. Because, while i occasionally appear on my cam while half-nude or fellating ripe produce, i am not a cam whore. There are people out there with websites devoted to their being cam whores, did you know that? No? Did you ever see sCam? Somehow i was under the impression that random bloggers with webcams applied to be in the game, but really they were a bunch of prissy famous lil’ whores. No joke. Am i severely tempted to apply for sCam2 knowing that i’ll have dsl and lots of free time? Slightly… but i think the whores would blow me out of the water. (wow… i wanted to link to some whores in there but i suspect they would take it the wrong way. it was hard to resist, though).

But, anyway, the whole point of this post was to link to Lane @ trianide because she doesn’t seem to be a cam whore, and i am delightfully obsessed with her starry design.

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In the cruel cruel world of PuppetMaster, we just lost my favourite of all the possibly masters… Nancy! I’ve been reading Nancy’s page on and off for a month so i knew she was real (even when i proposed that she was obviously the puppet in my first colorful comment), and though i am utterly miserable that she got the boot i now get to link to her incredibly intelligent log on a regular basis. I love you, Nancy!

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It’s funny talking about Love, because it’s a relative concept; i can’t have a pint or a mile of love and you can’t necessarily have more love than i do. I think that i will never say i’ve been in love unless i’m referring to love that i’m in, because 20/20 hindsight is to sharp and defined when love isn’t anything like that. Love seems like it’s warm and soft around the edges, so that you need to be half blind to appreciate it and so you can never really hang on unless you’ve got the perfect kind of grip. Liz asked me tonight if i’d ever been in love with a girl and i said no without even thinking about it. I’ll figure out how to get it in the right focus eventually, though. At least, i hope.

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