Crushing Krisis

Comic Books, Drag Race, & Life in New Zealand

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krisis: My friends hear me play stuff for my webpage and afterwards are like “When did you write that? What do you mean you wrote it a year ago? I’ve never heard you play that before”

Tink: wow… then play more… if they ask, then they like it!

krisis: yeah. I suppose that’s one of the points of the website, is that my friends can have me whenever they want me.

krisis: Err… that came out a little wrong…

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/12/1618653/

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Just as a note … if you should ever find yourself in one of those traditional “kiss” situations with me, where i’m supposed to put my arm around you or something, and nothing happens – don’t panic. I’ve obviously just failed to take any initiative because i’m in awe of your perfection and grace. What you need to do in these situations is give me a hint, like putting your head on my shoulder or something of the like. If you’re feeling brave, you can just go ahead and set up the entire “kiss” scenario on your own, or at least enough of it so that i get the hint. Rest assured that i’ll participate in a lively and active fashion as soon as i find out i’m not going to be horribly and awfully rejected.


This has been a public service announcement. We’ll now return you to your regularly scheduled bitching and whining. Thank You.

https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/12/1613677/

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In an effort to aid you in understanding the twisted depths of my psyche, lemme reveal two things about myself and then give you two pieces of advice:

  • I might bitch about theatre for hours at a time, but you had better believe i do a frantic happy dance when i get cast. The dance also involves screaming. And jumping up and down like some sort of idiot. The dance is exponentially longer when i get a part that i actually want, and is usually preceded by my screaming “No Fucking Way!” at my stage manager for about a whole minute.
  • I am so dumb that i invite real people to the site before thinking about whether or not i said anything about them recently that could get me into trouble.
  • When in doubt, do audition for plays with Madonna songs played on guitar, but only if you have another song in your repertoire as a backup.
  • Decide if you’re more embarrassed using a pick-up line in person or via the internet before you post the line to your website, which renders the whole debate rather moot..

    That’s a pretty good capsule summary of the last three hours of my life. I so intended to be asleep by now, but the butterflies in my stomach are holding the sleepy part of my brain hostage under threat of vicious tickle wars.

    Life is nice to me sometimes, especially when i least expect it to be. Goodnight.

    https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/12/1573419/

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    You know what’s funny? I always bitch about how no one likes me, but it’s a lie. Enough girls have come on to me in the last year that i could have strung together some semblance of a romantic life. But, it’s all the wrong ones. The lab-partner of the girl i’m interested in, the innocent girl i find naive rather than the innocent girl i find intriguing… in fact, it even seems that one person i did fancy came on to me after the fact. What it’s starting to come down to is rather than no one being interested in me, i’m batting out of my league. Which means i’ve either got to improve my average or get settled into the minor leagues.

    https://crushingkrisis.com/2000/12/1550493/