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place complaints in the circular file

September 4, 2012 by krisis

I am conducting an experiment in post-Vermont tranquility: no more complaining.

I don’t think it will be very hard, as I’m not really a complainer by nature.

Wait, let me phrase that a little more carefully so it’s not used against me in the future.

Complaining about complainers who complain about complaints.

I’m not an idle complainer. I don’t see much point in deriding what I don’t have the will or want to change, unless of course I’m doing it under the guise of writing  scathing critique for our collective entertainment. Otherwise, I’m usually much more focused on what I can do and improve on my own than concentrating on what the people around me or doing wrong.

Yet, lately I find I have plenty of idle complaints about the world around me. People not trying hard enough, not working as a team, complaining too much. Complaining about others complaining too much! What if they complain about my complaining too? It’s like an Ouroboros on Scully’s back, swallowing itself again and again.

That’s not me. It makes me unhappy, and I feel unlike myself.

So here is my proposal for myself and all of you. We stop making complaints. Period. I don’t care if its about waiting in line, or that annoying thing your partner does in the kitchen, or the one thing that drives you the craziest in the entire world. Complaining connotes something having power over us, like telling it our true name.

Inside, I’m going to issue improvements. Corrections. Fixes. Every time I want to idly bitch about something that’s wrong, instead I am going to turn it into something that’s right.

Either that, or write a very scathing critique of it.

Filed Under: thoughts

Farewell, Vt.

September 3, 2012 by krisis

This was one of my favorite sights on Route 7 when we last visited Vermont. I made E pull a ridiculous turn in the middle of the highway so I could get a photo of it this time.

The business behind it has a FOR SALE sign up, so who knows if it will be there next time.

No, I did not inquire to see if the statue could be purchased a la cart.

Now for another eight hours of driving.

Filed Under: photos

What I Tweeted, 2012-09-02 Edition

September 2, 2012 by krisis

  • @slazzle Well, as Twitter crash courses goes, the one you're getting (and about to live) is surely the crashiest. Welcome aboard ;) #
  • @polymwac I have beaten E about 3x, ever. in reply to polymwac #
  • Good morning! What challenge from your to-do list will you cross off today? #
  • @rocza Sometimes the most important to do is simply starting the work day with a positive thought in your brain. in reply to rocza #
  • @ibxhealthysteps I don't think I'm in any shape to be shredding anything right now. in reply to ibxhealthysteps #
  • I seem to be the lead story on our company intranet. Should lead to some hilarious interactions w/my >4,000 co-workers the rest of the week. #
  • @ajohnsru You're next! in reply to ajohnsru #
  • @amanda_nan Ha, I think people here have seen enough of me over the yrs. It's for writing for @ibxhealthysteps blog. Little clip of AC in it in reply to amanda_nan #
  • @brimil The @ibxhealthysteps blog. AssoComm is featuring each of the bloggers with their own feature interview. Fun stuff! in reply to brimil #
  • I have never seen a superhero movie do an origin story as effectively as the first 30 minutes of Chronicle. #
  • @alexcmurphy The effects. The him looking like Mark Hamill. The listening to Ziggy Stardust. in reply to alexcmurphy #
  • @polymwac It's an amazing movie that kinda makes my book obsolete a little bit. in reply to polymwac #
  • @jettsuperior Wow. Just finished. That's the best super fight scene ever filmed. Makes the Matrix & Superman look like Dennis the Menace. in reply to JettSuperior #
  • @polymwac Haha, I'm not giving up writing or anything. It's just in the same vein, with some of the same influences, done VERY well. in reply to polymwac #
  • @dgoodman_nbd I can't even saw how long it has been since I've seen that. Onto the queue! in reply to DGoodman_NBD #
  • @eddidit I thought it was a genius homegrown superhero tale – forgiven for telegraphing its plot because it actually goes through with it. in reply to eddidit #
  • Chilling with our bestie in her 200+ yr old farm house for the weekend, nbd. http://t.co/q9fbuaaq #
  • (That's the barn; farmhouse tk.) #
  • @PurpleCar Thurs? in reply to PurpleCar #
  • @polymwac Great! in reply to polymwac #
  • @amanda_nan New nanmobile?? in reply to amanda_nan #
  • Disappointed they don't have a way for me to order ALL THE FLAVORS, but they did offer unlimited samples http://t.co/m54mMlh6 #

Filed Under: Tweet Digest

back on the farm

September 2, 2012 by krisis

We are presently vacationing in utterly gorgeous Middlebury and Leicester, Vermont, where we’re visiting our friends Kat and Jeremy on their new old farm, complete with 200+ year old farm house and hilarious and adorable still-pretty-new baby.

When we last visited in 2009 there was no new-old farm or pretty-new baby, and I became obsessed with the local donuts and unexpectedly played a concert.

The barn.

 

The tomatoes.

Broccoli as far as the eye can see.

Also of note, apparently every town in Vermont includes at least one life-changingly amazing ice cream shop. I don’t even want to talk about the quantity that I devoured.

I didn’t get any good shots of the baby, but the bit where she was standing up on the back of a motorcycle was one of the highlights of the trip.

Filed Under: photos

Crushing On: Chronicle

September 1, 2012 by krisis

I love this minimalist poster. Beware – a more spoiler-filled version is displayed below.

This week I watched an amazing movie – and I almost turned it off after five minutes.

The movie was Chronicle, a $12 million small-scale superhero flick that just hit DVD after running in theatres earlier this year.

Why did I nearly turn it off? Two words: found footage.

On the list of cinematic tropes I categorically dislike, found footage movies rank consistently high. You know what I’m talking about. Cloverfield. Paranormal Activity. Ever since Gina and I saw the disjointed Blair Witch Project in the theatre I’ve held a special contempt for the contrivances of these flicks. You have to suspend your disbelief like whoa to trust that various characters would keep wielding a camera and talking to it through the challenges of the plot. As a result, a good story is frequently sacrificed to the lame cinematic device.

Also, there’s the shaky camera making you want to barf.

Lower on my list of trope no-nos – but still ranked – are superhero origin stories. Few superheros have origins so epic they should take an entire movie to tell. Superman, Spider-Man, Batman, The Fantastic Four – these are heroes whose origins have been shown in a few frames of cartoon theme songs. Do they really merit entire movies to explain? Rather than reimagine an origin for the umpteenth iteration across all media, why not show us a unique portrayal of heroism that only your movie can achieve?

Chronicle is a found footage superhero origin story, and I loved it despite myself and my list of loathed tropes. Like, raving on Twitter about it before it was even over loved it. E loved it, too. It hit a random rental grand slam in our house.

Let’s just say that the movie does not waste Dane DeHaan’s resemblance to Mark Hamill. Honestly, it gives the movie a bit of extra resonance.

Now, how to explain the joy of this flick without giving away all of its prickly twists?

Chronicle‘s excuse for being found footage starts out having nothing to do with its overarching plot. Andrew is a peculiar loner (and dead ringer for Luke Skywalker) with few interests, a dying mother, and an abusive father. He picks up a camera one morning and begins documenting his life – ostensibly to catch his dad’s abuse on camera, but secretly to analyze his day to find some meaning in life.

He doesn’t manage to do either. What he does is capture an inexplicable event and its aftermath on camera. Suddenly, he is recording a historic breakthrough in human potential – partly just to document it, but still to find some meaning in life.

The breakthrough provides meaning, but only to a point. Like a shiny new toy that eventually becomes a part of your daily routine, having a special power changes your entire world except for things like friendships, financial and physical well-being, and the general circumstance of your life … which is to say, it doesn’t really change your life at all until you start wielding it as a tool.

This realization is crucial to any good origin story – yes, you have great power, but what sort of responsibility will you take on along with it? The kids in this movie are no Clark Kent, Peter Parker or Bruce Wayne – they are typical, modern, bored suburbanites. Their first instinct is not to make the world a better place. Or, more accurately, it is only to make their own worlds a better place, and only in the most superficial and temporary ways.

This is a bit spoilerific, but they made it a poster, so here it is

A chain of dumb teenage decisions leads to ever increasing conflicts until the movie reaches straight up Matrix-level heights of insane Superman-inspired tussles, except it wields them more smartly than either franchise ever has. A protracted fight scene at the end is effectively the best superhero blowout I’ve ever seen short of The Avengers. Low budget effects work lends the film a visceral, tangible heft.

So, Chronicle sticks the landing on the origin story. What about the found footage?

First, it’s not all that shaky. Second, there comes a point in the story where the main characters stop being interested or capable of shooting video of themselves, but by that point the filmmakers have built up several devices to allow us to believably track their story. The transition from intentional to unintentional recording barely registers. The way they record a particularly tense mid-air confrontation is ingenious both in concept and execution.

In the end, Chronicle is a solid indie super flick that explores what it would mean to have powers in the real world, where not every superhero is infallibly noble.

Would Clark Kent really decide to be a clumsy, mild-mannered reporter by day? Would Peter Parker so quickly shrug off the death of his uncle and be a superhero every night, even while trying to pass his classes and keep Aunt May’s house out of foreclosure?

Chronicle says: maybe. You’ll have to watch to understand why

(Thanks to Alex for recommending this one!)

Filed Under: comic books, Crushing On, flicks, Year 13 Tagged With: Chronicle, Dane DeHaan, Josh Trank, Max Landis, Michael B. Jordan

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