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35-for-35: 1981 – “Message of Love” by The Pretenders

November 1, 2016 by krisis

[Patreon-Nov16-Post-Bug][/Patreon-Nov16-Post-Bug]the_pretenders-pretenders_ii_aIn the vast expanse of my music library, I have curiously few songs from the year of my birth.

I can’t imagine what 1981 must have been like for a music fan of the time. Disco was over and 80s hair metal had yet to arrive. The top LPs were mostly 70s rock holdovers, with songs like Olivia Newton John’s #1 single “Physical” and Human League’s “Don’t You Want Me” hinting at the future of 80s synth pop and New Wave.

The Pretenders didn’t exactly fit into either paradigm. Though bandleader Chrissie Hynde was heavily influenced by British Invasion bands like The Kinks, their debut didn’t hit until 1980 – and it was relatively synth-free. It was also a big hit, which lead the band to rush out a second LP the next year.

I tend to think of Pretenders II as the weakest point of The Pretenders stunning initial three-LP sprint (so: still stunning). It’s hard to be charitable to a record less singular than their debut and less hit-laden than Learning To Crawl. Really, “I Go To Sleep” and “Talk of the Town” would be the only two memorable tracks on it, if not for the bomb blast of “Message of Love” – one of the Pretenders’ best and most sparse songs.

As with many listeners of my generation, I was turned on to this song much later in life by a commercial in the 90s (though the internet seems to have no recollection of such a thing). It was the tipping point that finally sent me out to buy all three of the Pretenders first records at HMV in Center City on New Year’s Eve 1999 (the CD purchase was pretty memorable, yet also the least of all the reasons that day was memorable).

The song opens with two guitars competing for attention, shouting a pair of chords back and forth over a bounding tom drum rhythm from Martin Chambers stolen from an old swing tune (I’m a sucker for any big tom drum fill reminiscent of Gene Krupa). Chrissie Hynde inserts herself between the guitars like she’s breaking up a fight, reminding them “The reason we’re here, as man and woman” (literally, as it’s she and original guitarist dueling), sending the second guitar off into hiding.

message-of-love-pretendersWhen Chrissie Hynde croons, “When love walks into the room, everybody stand up! Oh, it’s good good good … like Brigdet Bardot!” all of those “o” and “oo” sounds just pour out of the speakers like syrup. I humbly submit that it is the best she has ever sounded on any song. She winks playfully through the second verse, casually tossing in a famous Oscar Wilde quote as James Honeyman-Scott finally sneaks back in to break up the guitar shouting match with a riff that duets with the vocal: “We are all of us in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

All of the pieces are disconnected in the seemingly endless two-chord verse that stretches to the 1:25 mark – nearly halfway through the song. Guitars arrive in stabs and quickly evacuate; the bass quickly jaunts across the stage while the rest of the band is tacit.

Finally, the band comes together at once, all the prior elements pasted together with a churning electric guitar riff spinning past like a card in the spokes of a bike and underpinned by an unusually kittenish Hynde oo-ing and ah-ing beneath the band.

Is this a chorus? Again, it almost goes for a minute before dissolving back into the disparate parts of the verse, nearly verbatim to the first. Yet, this time we feel something different as listeners: anticipation. We know everything will come back together … or, we think we do. We never get another one of those choruses. Instead, all the musical elements circle, swinging past each other like flotsam spinning around the drain of the fade-out.

And then it’s over.

Enjoy this beautiful live version from ABC’s live music show Fridays, with the added bonus of it being introduced by Andy Kaufman: [Read more…] about 35-for-35: 1981 – “Message of Love” by The Pretenders

Filed Under: Crushing On, Song of the Day Tagged With: 35-for-35, Chrissie Hynde, The Pretenders

From The Beginning: Reading The Wildstorm Universe

November 1, 2016 by krisis

[Patreon-Nov16-Post-Bug][/Patreon-Nov16-Post-Bug]DC Comics recently announced that they were bringing back the WildStorm characters as an imprint of DC curated by non other than Warren Ellis, who basically is always great and also who got his start on several WildStorm properties.

That makes this the perfect time to re-read the original WildStorm Universe! I’ll be doing that every day this month for my first ever “From The Beginning” comic read-along event – here’s the schedule, if you’d like to join in!

Not sure what WildStorm is or why this is such a great time to re-read it? I’ve got the scoop for you right here in my first ever edited video project for CK (plus, below in text).

WildStorm was Jim Lee’s imprint amongst the Image founders and WildC.A.T.s and StormWatch were his pair of flagship titles. WildC.A.T.s began in August 1992, literally in the same month as Jim Lee exited his universally acclaimed run on X-Men.

wildcats-v01-0001Lee was one of six Image founders. The other 1992 launches were:

  • Spawn from Todd McFarlane Productions, owned by Todd McFarlane
  • Savage Dragon from Highbrow Entertainment, owned by Erik Larsen
  • Shadowhawk ShadowLine, owned by Jim Valentino
  • CyberForce from Top Cow Productions, owned by Marc Silvestri
  • YoungBlood from Extreme Studios, owned by Rob Liefeld

While I read a few books from each launch, it was Lee’s that stuck – probably because they were a therapeutic alternative to X-Men.

As luck would have it, news of the Warren Ellis relaunch coincided with me grabbing the last few books I need to do a complete WildStorm Reading Order binding project that includes literally every in-universe book they released from 1992 to the reboot of their continuity in 2006 (plus some TopCow, with whom WildStorm would frequently intersect).

I had been despairing about when I’d have the time or inclination to read all of those books to prep them for binding, but the announcement gave me a perfect excuse! Reading the first three years of WildStorm will be a great refresher on Lee’s original characters and concepts, plus it will give me the chance to get my comic binding maps in order.

I’ll be back later today with my first read – WildC.A.T.s #0-4!

Filed Under: comic books Tagged With: From The Beginning, From The Beginning: WildStorm Universe, Image Comics, Jim Lee, Stormwatch, Video, WildCATs, Wildstorm

Music Monday: “Thriller” – Michael Jackson

October 31, 2016 by krisis

michael-jackson-thriller-cd-single-frontal-thriller-album-cover-640297043I am raising a third-generation Michael Jackson fan.

My mother loved Michael from his Motown days, and his Off The Wall hit when she was working in a hip Philly dance club, where I’m sure it was unavoidable. She passed that love to me via many, many spins of Thriller and its videos, which I obsessed over for years after its release.

I’ve always assumed that my love for MJ was a habit I learned from my mother, but having watched EV obsess over him for over a year now with no special coaching on my part I’m beginning to think it’s a genetic predisposition. Either that, or his voice was truly so magical that it can enrapture any child’s imagination, no matter when they first hear it.

Maybe both.

For the second year in a row, I tried to teach EV the “Thriller” dance for Halloween. Last year it was more that I was trying to finally learn it and EV liked to shuffle around like a zombie. This year we both tried, but the appeal of a glowing rectangle held too much sway and EV spent more time watching the dance instructors than doing the dance. She only got as far as the head nods.

Now that I’m older and a musician, I can’t help but dissect “Thriller” in a different way.

There’s no possible way to overstate just how truly and deeply weird it was as a song on a Michael Jackson album, let alone as the title track. There’s really not anything else remotely campy on the LP, aside from perhaps “Beat It.”

In fact, the song started out its life not as “Thriller,” but as a Rod Temperton demo called “Starlight.” You can even listen to a completed version of the track with virtually the same production. Free of the creepy lyrics and the Vincent Price cameo, there’s nothing remotely ooky about the song. It sounds like more of the same disco/funk blend from Off the Wall. It’s a near neighbor to “Turn This Disco Out.” [Read more…] about Music Monday: “Thriller” – Michael Jackson

Filed Under: Crushing On Tagged With: marketing, Michael Jackson, Quincy Jones, Rod Temperton, songwriting, synergy, Thriller

Track-by-Track: Lady Gaga’s Joanne – “Grigiot Girls” and “Just Another Day” (Bonus Tracks)

October 30, 2016 by krisis

lady-gaga-in-the-studioIt’s the last of song-by-song essays on Joanne, which means we’re also only a days away from an explosion of music and comics content in November!

I’m in unexplored territory here – the only time I heard this pair of bonus tunes was on Lady Gaga’s release night concert, so I don’t have a week of them seeping into my brain to speak from.

“Grigiot Girls” lies squarely in the pop/country sound, and could have helped anchor the acoustic urges of the LP.

It’s also… a little silly? I mean, pop/country songs tend to be a little silly in their over-earnestness, and this nails it, singing about “tough girls on the mend” who “toss that cork” and call each other up to pour their hearts out over a glass of wine.

(It helps that it comes from such an emotional place – at her launch concert, Gaga introduced it as a song for her friend who is living with cancer.)

On one hand, it’s by far Gaga’s most embarrassing song. On the other, she nailed the sound and sentiment of a country radio tune. You can just feel a stadium full of drunk fans singing along to the chorus of “All the pinot, pinot grigiot girls” while waving their hands in the air.

Part of that is a full-on commitment to the genre; the production here pushes a lot farther than Gaga dared on “Joanne” and “Million Reasons” with its process acoustic guitar sound on the verse and the generic drum loop and accents of piano on the chorus.

I think it was a good idea to leave this song as a bonus track. Delivering anything so squarely country on the LP would have opened up a whole new range of criticisms to be hurled at it. As it is, Gaga uses the genre more as an inspiration than a touchtone.

The real story here is “Just Another Day.”

Holy glamorous Bowie, how is this song not on the mother-loving album?

It’s wonderful! It hits the clanging piano spot of “Come To Mama,” is rife with sonic references to Elton Join like “Hey Girl,” an even adds in a serious McCartney-at-the-piano and Queen aesthetic to the proceedings (it’s a serious soundalike to “Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy”).

It’s also one of the best sets of casual, not-trying-too-hard lyrics Gaga delivers on the disc – which is perfect, because it’s a song about being casual and not trying too hard.

Just another way to prove I love you, and it’s hard today
I’ll lay back in my chair and find a way
And when you say that thing that you say that makes me mad
I’ll turn away, I’ll turn away, I’ll turn away

And think of different ways to keep my spirits up
And choreograph hours with playful, joyous thoughts

We both know I could learn a thing or two
About relaxing. Hey, I love you
And after all, it’s just another day

Despite all of those classic sound-checks, the song doesn’t feel trapped in a bygone era the way “Come to Mama” does thanks to some clever flourishes of synthesizer that add to the keys and horns.

How did this song get left off the LP? Sometimes with bonus tracks it’s that the song was sonically too close to another tune or that it would have pulled the album in the wrong direction. I just don’t see that here – this is the perfect one-to-one replacement to “Come to Mama,” and it could have been added before or after “Angel Down” to give the back half of the disc some much-needed pep.

Filed Under: reviews Tagged With: Lady Gaga, Queen, Track-by-Track

Children’s Book Review, Somewhat Scary Edition: The Dark & Lon Po Po

October 29, 2016 by krisis

Happy Halloween weekend, my pretties!

I’m not much for wearing costumes, but I do have a year-round love of the slightly macabre that has bled into some of our book choices for EV. Actually, when it comes to this trio I can’t even take credit for choosing them – E hunted down both of these offbeat books.

However, I can say that they’ve become great favorites of mine and constant requests from EV. That’s not just for their scare factor, but because they’re both apocryphal folk tales that include important lessons about bravery and independence.

The Dark, written by Lemony Snicket and illustrated by Jon Klassen Amazon Logo

The Dark by Lemony Snicket and Jon KlassenCK Says: 4.5 stars – Buy It!

Gender Diversity: Male protagonist w/agender darkness
Ethnic Diversity: None; white protagonist
Challenging Language: None!
Themes to Discuss: darkness; being scared of the dark; exploring by yourself (positives and negatives)

Read Time: 5 minutes

This book was an early favorite of EV’s from just after her first birthday, and we read it so often that “Hi, Dark!” became two of her first five words.

The Dark is the story of Laszlo, a young boy who lives in a sprawling, creaky old house and who is afraid of the dark. He visits the dark in the doorway of the basement each day, saying, “Hi, dark,” thinking that perhaps if he visited it in his room it wouldn’t come to visit him in his own in the night. Otherwise, Laszlo tries to avoid the dark whenever he can, staying away from shadowy corners and quickly whisking himself to bed in the evenings and letting a nightlight illuminate his room while he sleeps. One night when his lightbulb burns out he has to make friends with the darkness, and it surprises him by being not nearly as scary as he thought it was.

Let me be clear – this book is potentially scary for little readers. Especially if you introduce it to an slightly older toddler who already has some mistrust of darkness, it’s going to positively terrify them that the dark might starting beckoning them in an actual voice and telling them to open drawers. Artist Jon Klassen, whose own sense of dark humor is on display in his Hat trilogy, illustrates the house as its own creepy character thanks to his angular art. He leaves plenty of dark spaces where things can swirl in the shadows. If you live in that sort of a dwelling, the potential for scariness only increases.

the-dark-interior-01However, starting EV on the book so early had completely the opposite effect, because the book itself is about how the dark is no more or less malicious than any other definition of space in your world. The dark leads Laszlo past every shadowy spot in the house, and they’re all just rooms when she shines his flashlight on them.

Just ahead of the climax, author Lemony Snicket (of the Unfortunate Events series) delivers the powerful moral – that the dark exists in our world to create contrast, just like a creaky roof has kept the rain out for years and huge, cold windows let us see outside without letting the outside in. Everything in the world has its place, including the dark, and none of it is inherently frightening.

As a result of that message and many hundreds of readings of this book, EV would say, “Hi, dark!” every night when we turned out the light at bedtime. She has never needed a night light or showed any hesitation about charging into the dark hallway upstairs or upsettedness with open closet doors.

Pair that with the book’s simple, easy-to-read language that’s still fun for caregivers to narrate, and this is a book with legs. We don’t read it as much now as we did two years ago, but it’s never completely fallen out of our greatest hits list. I suspect it will remain there until EV grows sick of reading it herself.

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Lon Po Po, translated and illustrated by Ed Young Amazon Logo

Lon Po Po, a Chinese fable translated by Ed YoungCK Says: 4.5 stars – Buy It!

Gender Diversity: Three young girl protagonists and a male crossdressing wolf
Ethnic Diversity: All characters are Chinese
Challenging Language: disguised, eldest, latched, cunning, awl, hemp, gingko, brittle, delighted (Also, challenging sentence structure throughout. This isn’t an early-reader book)
Themes to Discuss: violence and kids in peril; stranger danger; mythology vs reality; climbing trees and heights; allegorical death

Read Time: 10 minutes

Lon Po Po is a Chinese fable that is part Red-Riding Hood and part Three Little Pigs, but scarier and more empowering than either tale.

It’s a creepy book full of lush, full-page painted illustrations and relatively dense text. It says a lot about E and I (and our oddball taste in books) that it has become our go-to gift for kids who need to read more, especially little white boys who might not have books where girls or kids of color get to be the heroes.

Lon Po Po starts as the reverse of Red Riding Hood – Shang, Tao, and Paotze stay behind while their mother visits grandmother’s house for her birthday. A watchful wolf notices that the three succulent little girls have been left unguarded, and cons his way into their house and bed pretending to be their grandmother, having missed her daughter on the path. Clever Shang catches on to his charade even as her sisters snuggle closer, and manages to convince the wolf the leave the house to enjoy the tender nuts of a gingko tree. Since the wolf cannot climb the tree himself, the girls hoist him in a basket but repeatedly feign fumbling and dropping him until he is killed by the fall.

I mentioned our tastes run slightly towards the macabre, right?

The wolf being creepy on the other side of the door from the children in Lon Po Po.This isn’t going to be a great fit for all families. The kids are in considerably more peril than is presented in the typical sanitized fairy tale. The wolf is legitimately terrifying at points – some of the illustrations even freak me out. And, finally, there’s the little matter of the girls lying to wolf about the ginkgo nuts and then murdering him.

However, to me none of that is as terrifying as a world of inoffensive books about little white boys who solve everything or little girls whose hardest choice is what to wear to ballet class – both of which we’ve had bought for us by well-meaning people.

The wolf’s death is not graphic, making it less terrifying than aspects of Peter and the Wolf, and opens up discussing the idea of allegory. That pairs well with Shang’s relaying the myth of the tender gingko nut to the naive wolf.

This was another book that EV could not get enough of around the one year mark. Despite it being written in perfect English, there’s definitely a peculiar rhythm to its translated text. That kept me engaged through many early reads until it became one of my all-time favorites. There’s the chance to do fun voices for the wolf and the girls, and the text gives plenty of opportunities for emphasis and hamming it up.

Plus, it features a clever young Chinese girl that outwits an evil wolf! It’s one of the first books we had that featured a protagonist that was both a reflection of EV’s race and an aspiration for her self-reliance.

(My wolf voice is Cookie Monster imitating the Wicked Witch of the West. E finds it deeply unsettling.)

As with The Dark, I think this is a book you either have to start early before kids might think it’s scary or late enough that you can explain the context to them. But, there’s nothing inherently bad or offensive about this story – it’s the kind of challenge young listeners deserve as their tastes develop.

Filed Under: books, reviews Tagged With: children's books, China, fairy tales, Jon Klassen, Lemony Snicket

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